Apprentice 2018

[untakenname]

The inflatable looks a bit rude, dunno why they didn't get one of the fit girls to demo it rather than Kadisha.

[FourWheelDrift]

When he starts repeating what the idiots in the box are saying to him

[FerdiZ28]

God this is cringe.

[Wiccan of Darkness]

They'd have made a killing selling crowbars. Ideal to help uncurl the toes of those watching.

Seriously though, trying to type this when curled up in the foetal position with the levels of cringe is probably the pinnacle of my existence.

[FourWheelDrift]

Sabrina "Have some fun with the brush"


That's surely a different channel number.

[FerdiZ28]

Is Carrie about?

What does it mean when a bit doesn’t go through, surely that’s a bit unfair and out of their control.

I’d cause a scene and break the glass

[andy_s]

Oot!

[castex]

cat fight.

[andy_s]

1,000,000% - a new record.

[Langweilig]

To summarize - Jacqui tried to set Tom up for the fall.

[Langweilig]

His Lordship will now hear their pleas for mercy - whether he wants to or not.

[FourWheelDrift]

Sugar "Jackie, I don't like people......" I thought he was going to stop there

[FerdiZ28]

Jackie will put on weight now, sadly.

[castex]

She's sort of an oak tree.

[smithyithy]

She gave me wood..

[Doofus]

Now that these two have gone, it occurs to me that I don't know the names of any of those that are left. Before today, I wouldn't have known the names of the two that got fired either.

Conclusion: I'm so bored with The Apprentice, and won't bother watching again.

[Evangelion]

WOW!! jackie, looking bloody tasty on TA: YF!

[Halb]

Great ep, cringe level factor 10 for Tom and Kadha.
THe other two were OK, the other couple had a nice tv assistant.
Loved the apology of the person who said basically , 'your demo is so crap even we can't show it.'

sad to see Jackie go, but SUgar SUgar did say it was she can do it on her own, unlike the two babies he kept

[Brave Fart]

Does anyone know if this really went out on live TV? Surely if it had, viewers would immediately see who was left in The Apprentice? Or is it all just a simulation with "pretend" consumers?
I can't help thinking that so much of this show is pretending to be real, when it isn't. Good entertainment though.

[Zetec-S]

Brave Fart said:

Does anyone know if this really went out on live TV? Surely if it had, viewers would immediately see who was left in The Apprentice? Or is it all just a simulation with "pretend" consumers?
I can't help thinking that so much of this show is pretending to be real, when it isn't. Good entertainment though.

No idea if it genuinely went out live, but assuming it did, and bearing in mind it would have been months ago, would any of the viewers have registered at the time they were apprentice candidates, and would any of them (a) be watching the apprentice now, and (b) recognise them (6ish?) months later. Let's face it, its not as if they were presenting an episode of Strictly or X Factor, I can't imagine the viewing figures for tv shopping channels are that high...?

(although I do find it hard to imagine the channel actually let them loose on a prime, live tv slot... would be interesting to have it confirmed one way or the other)