Apprentice 2018

[schmalex]

That blonde one (Sabrina?) is a simpering waste of skin

[Halb]

must be so difficult for the likes of brady to sit back and not shout out how horrible all their ideas sound

[Langweilig]

Who's up for a crunchy frog flavour chocolate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

[FourWheelDrift]

Halb said:

must be so difficult for the likes of brady to sit back and not shout out how horrible all their ideas sound

In the outtakes I bet she's falling over in the background polishing off the brandy and port.

Her intense stare is at the bottle, all the time.

[FerdiZ28]

Langweilig said:

The chocolatier seems somewhat adipose. I wonder why?

Fantastic use of adipose.

[Evangelion]

Khadija: "What's more classy than a chestnut? I've no idea."

Precisely.

[Langweilig]

There's that bemused chocolatier again. I wondered what happened to Augustus Gloop's mum.

[Halb]

FourWheelDrift said:

In the outtakes I bet she's falling over in the background polishing off the brandy and port.

Her intense stare is at the bottle, all the time.

and the rabbit

[andy_s]

Evangelion said:

Khadija: "What's more classy than a chestnut? I've no idea."

Precisely.

[FourWheelDrift]

Santa's Choco Selection. Yes, that screams luxury to me.

Looks more like something you'll find in Anne Summers and involve flavoured "toys"

[FourWheelDrift]

To be honest Anne Summers to them is probably their idea of luxury.

[Langweilig]

FourWheelDrift said:

To be honest Anne Summers to them is probably their idea of luxury.

Two potential customers and one potential buyer have said that.

Edited by Langweilig on Wednesday 5th December 21:29

[Langweilig]

Oh dear. Karren's not happy.

[FourWheelDrift]

Pitching a sexy sexist santa helper to 3 women

[Halb]

wonder what happened to the wryd sisters...like dragons den but without the famous personality and charm.... of dragons den

[Laurel Green]

Talk about a cringe fest!

[Langweilig]

Time warp them back to the seventies and give them a box of Mackintosh's weekend assortment.

[essayer]

I'm pretty sure Alan Sugar just said "willy"

Is this an Apprentice first?

[FerdiZ28]

Laurel Green said:

Talk about a cringe fest!

I’d buy a badger with a top hat that could talk and make money from Sarah Ann.

Filth

[davek_964]

Sod the chocolates. I'm in love with the co-op girl in the blue dress. Lovely.