Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2017
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There was ads last week preparing everybody for a Pets at Home ad premier tonight.

It was Jimmy Doherty showing what chicken dog's dinner is made up of.

Wow ,well worth the wait......nono

fttm

3,717 posts

136 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2017
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Yipper said:
Think I may be falling in love with the Admiral Multicover milf.
Lucy Barker lickcloud9

Halmyre

11,261 posts

140 months

Wednesday 4th October 2017
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lucido grigio said:
There was ads last week preparing everybody for a Pets at Home ad premier tonight.

It was Jimmy Doherty showing what chicken dog's dinner is made up of.

Wow ,well worth the wait......nono
I saw that, a real 'WTF?' moment.

My hate ad of the moment - Fairy Liquid biker baby.

cuprabob

14,749 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th October 2017
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Barry Scott is back...

Biker 1

7,761 posts

120 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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cuprabob said:
Barry Scott is back...
New formula cillit bang looks ace!

iandc

3,721 posts

207 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Biker 1 said:
New formula cillit bang looks ace!
But is it still "turbo"? I bought some once just to check how the exhaust gases were used to boost performance, stripped the container down and NOTHING! So not turbo power after all. I was gutted. However the product is pretty good at cleaning things!

Bluedot

3,601 posts

108 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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cuprabob said:
Barry Scott is back...
Love a bit of Barry Scott advert action myself thumbup

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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LLoyds Bank ads or is it Nat West

"we've been looking at dads dancing and how it relates to you and we thought wouldn't it be..............................."
"we've been looking at relationships and we thought how your relationship with your mortgage etc etc............"

NO you haven't you've just found more money to piss away on patronising adverts that are so stupid they are a joke

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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I do find it funny that when I see an ad I've never seen before, the more it goes straight for the heartstrings, the more likely the product is to be directly related to cold, hard cash.

So images of father weeping over newborn/bride walking up aisle/frail old lady having her hand held = bank.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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bingybongy said:
Frank7 said:
Antony Moxey said:
The Sky Q adverts with Iris Elba extolling the virtues of ultra HD. It's 'aitch' you blithering retard, not 'haitch', as he's wont to say at least four or five times.
My brother-in-law asked me which was correct for hello/hallo, haitch e el el o, or haitch a el el o.
I said neither, as it's aitch e el el o, or aitch a el el o.
He said, "That's what I said", I said, "No you didn't, you said haitch, twice."
He said, What's the difference?"
I said, "One is the eigth letter of the alphabet, the other is a mispronounced letter."
He said to my wife, his sister, "I knew you made a mistake marrying that prick."


Ask him to pronounce NHS. If he says Enn haitch ess tell your sister she needs a divorce. He won't though he'll say Enn Aitch Ess because everyone does, thus defeating his own argument.
That would unduly upset MY sister, the 'haitch' guy is my wife's brother!

cuprabob

14,749 posts

215 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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The woman who does the CarWow TV ads has started doing the voiceover for Asda radio ads.

For some reason that I can't figure out her voice annoys me frown


anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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cuprabob said:
The woman who does the CarWow TV ads has started doing the voiceover for Asda radio ads.

For some reason that I can't figure out her voice annoys me frown
jsf said:
Carwow

the way the woman talks is very odd.
I said the same a month ago. I think its the way all the words morph into one, rather than having a break between each distinctive word. Its very strange.

AlexRS2782

8,058 posts

214 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Audi have moved on from "nothing to prove" to "clown proof" with their advert for the Q range.

I'm going to guess it's a supposedly humorous attempt at saying all non Audi drivers are clowns and only an Audi is clever and sensible enough to keep you safe on the road rolleyes - Hmm, yeah, that's really accurate laugh

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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Audi making their cars clown proof?
They haven't thought this through!

Antony Moxey

8,138 posts

220 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
Audi have moved on from "nothing to prove" to "clown proof" with their advert for the Q range.

I'm going to guess it's a supposedly humorous attempt at saying all non Audi drivers are clowns and only an Audi is clever and sensible enough to keep you safe on the road rolleyes - Hmm, yeah, that's really accurate laugh
Perhaps they mean their drivers are the clowns so not sure they’re clown proof given the way many of them drive...

randomeddy

1,443 posts

138 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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Yipper said:
Think I may be falling in love with the Admiral Multicover milf.
Do keep up at the back, we know her name, have her CV, her homepage. Practically on first name terms.hehe

randomeddy

1,443 posts

138 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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Halmyre said:
I saw that, a real 'WTF?' moment.

My hate ad of the moment - Fairy Liquid biker baby.
yesyesyes Mute button smashed as soon as it comes on.

AlexRS2782

8,058 posts

214 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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During the F1 highlights on C4 I noticed Zippy, Bungle & George from Rainbow pop up advertising bloody Pizza hut.

Just plain wrong frown

Edit - also the new Samsung phone advert featuring "Bigsby" and a god awful Aussie accent impersonation.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Saturday 7th October 21:56

iandc

3,721 posts

207 months

Saturday 7th October 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
During the F1 highlights on C4 I noticed Zippy, Bungle & George from Rainbow pop up advertising bloody Pizza hut.

Just plain wrong frown
Maybe Bungle can advertise the chili and pepperoni with the strapline "Its f*****ing hot in here"

FourWheelDrift

88,670 posts

285 months

Sunday 8th October 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
Edit - also the new Samsung phone advert featuring "Bigsby" and a god awful Aussie accent impersonation.
It's Bixby and it's not an impersonation. It's Ozzy Man - https://www.youtube.com/user/ozzymanreviews and he is very Australian and very NSFW.
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