The Apprentice 2023

[FourWheelDrift]

They really are the worst ever. Every interview being cut short.

[Stealthracer]

"Baroness Brady". What a .

[shtu]

Stealthracer said:

"Baroness Brady". What a .

Agreed.

No need for that, they're making themselves look like chumps without Karen's help.

woops, sorry, Her Majesty's help.

[tim0409]

50sqm is quite a bit more than three car parking spaces….

[Stealthracer]

50 metres square and 50 square metres are not the same thing.

[DE1975]

The interview episode is usually when the process gets real. However this lot are just a joke, and they all know it. You can tell they're trying hard not to crack up laughing in the interviews. None of them have any credibility and are just obviously reality TV wannabes

[Stealthracer]

The other three interviewers have all been addressed by their first names, and none of them have turned a hair.

[Jasey_]

I've never understood how any of them win after the interviews.

From the start of the whole thing.

[FourWheelDrift]

Sugar : "Hello Security, can you throw them all out please"

[Spice_Weasel]

I’m out. The candidates are hopeless, seem to be seeing ‘their business plans’ for the first time and it just seems set up for the interviewers to rip them apart. Anyone running their own business knows the details because they’re the only ones running things.

There’s not one idea worth investing in. Sugar would be mad to take any of them on.

The Apprentice has jumped the shark. It’s clear it’s just contrived rubbish now.

[shtu]

Oh fk me,

Last defence of the incompetent - turn on the waterworks.

[thegreenhell]

Did they all write their business plans in that one day between the phone call and the interviews? That's including time spent googling for "what is a business plan".

[mcelliott]

Choosing a winner from this shower, christ on a bike

[MiniMan64]

“Next weeks Final has been cancelled. Lord Sugar has decided not to invest in any candidates”

[MrC986]

I'd not watched the series until now & it was on as I sat down to watch the box....the "hench women" must have been trained by the KGB - they're absolutely showing no mercy. Could this be the end of the Apprentice as a series?!

[Jasey_]

tim0409 said:

50sqm is quite a bit more than three car parking spaces….

Exactly.

It's more like 5.

[FourWheelDrift]

MiniMan64 said:

“Next weeks Final has been cancelled. Lord Sugar has decided not to invest in any candidates”

Note left in the boardroom "I have decided to spend the money on a big party and none of you are invited, sorry for the inconvenience, byeeeee. Lord Sugar."

[500TORQUES]

Unreal.

[shtu]

Of any of them, Marnie, the boxing gym one.

At least she's been shopping for property, securing finance. The others haven't even bothered with a spellchecker.

[anonymous-user]

Have none of this lot heard of chat gpt?

"Create me a business plan."