The official PH Coronation Street thread (Vol 2)

[wjwren]

Noris

[coppice]

Fred Elliott , I said Fred Elliott. The man who uttered one of my favourite ever lines -'Shall we be heroes Maureen ?'

[tim0409]

wjwren said:

Going on from the car theme the other week, why is Ray driving round in a G reg porsche probably worth a few hundred quid. I thought he owned a load of hotels?

Mystery solved; he purchased the car with his first pay check and it has significant sentimental value...! Lovely car.

[200Plus Club]

Shona rather conveniently locked up in specialist rehab for a while... David banned from visiting...something fishy going on under those covers...

[Wacky Racer]

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

Love the Muriel. Stan was one lazy beggar - wasn't he supposed to be a window cleaner? Never saw him clean one.

[Escort3500]

nicanary said:

Wacky Racer said:

Love the Muriel. Stan was one lazy beggar - wasn't he supposed to be a window cleaner? Never saw him clean one.

I seem to remember him occasionally walking round with a bucket and one of those pointy stepladders that window cleaners use. Possibly

[RATATTAK]

tim0409 said:

Mystery solved; he purchased the car with his first pay check and it has significant sentimental value...! Lovely car.

And the newspaper editor has a 997 by the looks of it

[nicanary]

Ray bought his 944 with his first pay packet - must have been one hell of a paper round.

He is supposed to own several hotels which presumably have conference rooms and private suites, yet he always holds meetings in the Bistro.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

At last, Daniel's tapped Bethany. Not a bad move, she's like a 10 year younger Sinead, minus the accent which makes ears bleed.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

Wacky Racer said:

Love the Muriel. Stan was one lazy beggar - wasn't he supposed to be a window cleaner? Never saw him clean one.

He was always too "busy" round at 21 Inkerman Street, (when he didn't have a bad back).

[coppice]

Stan (to Hilda, dolled up and perfumed for a rare night out ) -" What's that smell Hilda "

" Woman, Stanley, woman "

Legends , the pair of them

[Escort3500]

coppice said:

Stan (to Hilda, dolled up and perfumed for a rare night out ) -" What's that smell Hilda "

" Woman, Stanley, woman "

Legends , the pair of them

Aided and abetted by excellent scriptwriters.

[timbo999]

Escort3500 said:

coppice said:

Stan (to Hilda, dolled up and perfumed for a rare night out ) -" What's that smell Hilda "

" Woman, Stanley, woman "

Legends , the pair of them

Aided and abetted by excellent scriptwriters.

Except its a mis-quote, Stan kissed her and it was taste not smell that he questioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vy2pXjDSyg

Edited by timbo999 on Thursday 13th February 12:06

[coppice]

Peccavi

[nicanary]

Ed Bailey's £20 bottle of Pinot Noir was a screwtop! Am I being a snob?

[eskidavies]

BOOM ,ooh that’s harsh ,I did chuckle at that mind

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

That isn't going to end well for Abi.

[Rostfritt]

nicanary said:

Ray bought his 944 with his first pay packet - must have been one hell of a paper round.

He is supposed to own several hotels which presumably have conference rooms and private suites, yet he always holds meetings in the Bistro.

In Corrie logic, as he presumably is Weatherfield's answer to Conrad Hilton, he will be buying a flat above a shop on Rosamund Street.

[iandc]

So Abbi, having been attending a party, drives around the corner and has the equipment with her to cause the Porsche to explode in a fireball. Great story again from the scriptwriters.