Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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EasternBlocGeek

107 posts

9 months

Thursday 9th May
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Viking Cruises - where well-to-do middle class types get to "broaden the mind" by meeting seemingly poor manual labourers on their travels & they're immediately smiling & hugging - because having such similar lifestyles creates an instant bond, NOT! Advert has a distinct whiff of 'poverty safari' about it.

The one with Danny Dyer (dire) promoting his programme about what it means to be a man. Bit odd coming from someone who made his name playing a sweary, coke sniffing football hooligan or wannabe gangster who smashes birds' back doors in or smashes the granny out of them. Presumably they got him to front this programme because they thought he'd resonate with the wannabe mockney gangsters, roadmen & the can't handle their alcohol wife-beater crowd?

Virgin Atlantic - The purpose of a uniform, by its very nature, is to present a 'uniform' appearance to customers - to indicate that regardless of the person wearing it, that the customer will receive a high, consistent, 'uniform' standard of service, without individualism, personality, overt shows of sexuality etc coming through. Budget carriers like Ryanair & Easyjet can seemingly enforce their standards re the appearance of their staff. It makes Virgin look unprofessional. They could save themselves money & let their staff turn up to work in jeans & a t-shirt if they're that keen to allow staff to be 'their true selves'.

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Thursday 9th May
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EasternBlocGeek said:
Viking Cruises - where well-to-do middle class types get to "broaden the mind" by meeting seemingly poor manual labourers on their travels & they're immediately smiling & hugging - because having such similar lifestyles creates an instant bond, NOT! Advert has a distinct whiff of 'poverty safari' about it.

The one with Danny Dyer (dire) promoting his programme about what it means to be a man. Bit odd coming from someone who made his name playing a sweary, coke sniffing football hooligan or wannabe gangster who smashes birds' back doors in or smashes the granny out of them. Presumably they got him to front this programme because they thought he'd resonate with the wannabe mockney gangsters, roadmen & the can't handle their alcohol wife-beater crowd?

Virgin Atlantic - The purpose of a uniform, by its very nature, is to present a 'uniform' appearance to customers - to indicate that regardless of the person wearing it, that the customer will receive a high, consistent, 'uniform' standard of service, without individualism, personality, overt shows of sexuality etc coming through. Budget carriers like Ryanair & Easyjet can seemingly enforce their standards re the appearance of their staff. It makes Virgin look unprofessional. They could save themselves money & let their staff turn up to work in jeans & a t-shirt if they're that keen to allow staff to be 'their true selves'.
That virtue isn’t going to signal itself.

Jonny_

4,140 posts

208 months

Thursday 9th May
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Current Vodafone ads. They're just bog standard crappy ads, but the sound of the voiceover is like having inanely chirpy molten lava poured into my ears. It's utterly fking horrible.

Halmyre

11,261 posts

140 months

Friday 10th May
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The Slimfast blimps are back. Even in widescreen mode they don't all fit in.

generationx

6,867 posts

106 months

Friday 10th May
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Back to the radio and Surf Fabric Softener:
“Hi, I’m Dani Dyer and welcome to What’s That Smell?

Such a whiny, teeth-grinding voice - drives me mad.

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Friday 10th May
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generationx said:
Back to the radio and Surf Fabric Softener:
“Hi, I’m Dani Dyer and welcome to What’s That Smell?

Such a whiny, teeth-grinding voice - drives me mad.
The way she pronounces “oils” fascinates me.

Oyuwwls.

WPA

8,949 posts

115 months

Friday 10th May
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Halmyre said:
The insufferably smug Virgin Airlines advert is back. We've got gay cabin crew (shock horror), female pilots (madness, I tell you) and cabin crew that don't wear lipstick (pass the smelling salts Mavis).
They dropped the requirement for make up over 5 years ago.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/04/v...

Skodapondy

307 posts

49 months

Saturday 11th May
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M&S not advertising to their customer base again with Pump Up The Jam.

Puddenchucker

4,140 posts

219 months

Sunday 12th May
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EE's Switch off. Drift off.

You want you kids to stop surfing or gaming at bedtime? Then take the 'phone or tablet from them or do your kids call the shots?

Anonymous John

319 posts

35 months

Sunday 12th May
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WTF is s bit of mmh? (Rhetorical question. I'm not really interested.)

Sausage roll

121 posts

55 months

Sunday 12th May
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WPA said:
Halmyre said:
The insufferably smug Virgin Airlines advert is back. We've got gay cabin crew (shock horror), female pilots (madness, I tell you) and cabin crew that don't wear lipstick (pass the smelling salts Mavis).
They dropped the requirement for make up over 5 years ago.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/04/v...
But I notice that Virgin aren’t brave enough to show the woman pilot as LGBTQ+……

Beati Dogu

8,920 posts

140 months

Sunday 12th May
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Sausage roll said:
But I notice that Virgin aren’t brave enough to show the woman pilot as LGBTQ+……
Probably not good for customer confidence to give the impression that the pilot is a diversity hire and not the most qualified person they could find.

Halmyre

11,261 posts

140 months

Sunday 12th May
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Sausage roll said:
WPA said:
Halmyre said:
The insufferably smug Virgin Airlines advert is back. We've got gay cabin crew (shock horror), female pilots (madness, I tell you) and cabin crew that don't wear lipstick (pass the smelling salts Mavis).
They dropped the requirement for make up over 5 years ago.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/04/v...
But I notice that Virgin aren’t brave enough to show the woman pilot as LGBTQ+……
But how can you tell?

Saleen836

11,142 posts

210 months

Tuesday 14th May
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The national Highways advert about lane hogging...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN4hGy05_6I&ab...


LARK F1 GTR

3,333 posts

147 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Puddenchucker said:
EE's Switch off. Drift off.

You want you kids to stop surfing or gaming at bedtime? Then take the 'phone or tablet from them or do your kids call the shots?
All of their ads infuriate me.

You are right to mention this one though as going on a tablet or looking at the TV just before going to bed is bad for your eyes, they fail to see that though. Also the whole, on to the app is fking annoying too!

Their work from home one annoys me too, if you have an important meeting, go to the office ffs!!

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Wednesday 15th May
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These EE kids will just open a 5G portal to hell instead won’t they?

anonymoususer

5,948 posts

49 months

Thursday 16th May
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Opatra light therapy stuff as being sold on Ideal World
It's just amazes me they get away with the claims they do

Deranged Rover

3,427 posts

75 months

Thursday 16th May
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EasternBlocGeek said:
Virgin Atlantic - The purpose of a uniform, by its very nature, is to present a 'uniform' appearance to customers - to indicate that regardless of the person wearing it, that the customer will receive a high, consistent, 'uniform' standard of service, without individualism, personality, overt shows of sexuality etc coming through. Budget carriers like Ryanair & Easyjet can seemingly enforce their standards re the appearance of their staff. It makes Virgin look unprofessional. They could save themselves money & let their staff turn up to work in jeans & a t-shirt if they're that keen to allow staff to be 'their true selves'.
This one puzzles me for a different reason. OK, I get that it's about diversity, so the black, homosexual, oriental, tattooed, nerdy and 'woman in a traditionally man's role' boxes are all ticked. Absolutely fine.

But where does the old woman sipping her drink fit in? As far as I can see, the only thing unusual about her is the really massive glasses she's wearing. If she only has one leg or identifies as a koala, they probably ought to make that a bit more obvious to properly get the message across.

Anonymous John

319 posts

35 months

Friday 17th May
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Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.

generationx

6,867 posts

106 months

Friday 17th May
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Anonymous John said:
Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
God yes, she’s a smug bh