My Big Benefits Family

[Halb]

Wow.
What lovely people.

[rich1231]

Tooth fairy has has been rampant.

[V8Ford]

My piss is simmering already, mission accomplished for the filmmakers I suppose.

[eskidavies]

Just told the oh to turn it over as it's doing my box in ,might end up getting a new tele as feel like launching my I pad through it,fking hell

[V8Ford]

It's ok guys, turns out she has a valid reason not to work - she had "a nernia".

[Halb]

30? fk off!
Looks over 40!

[NicD]

how do they (grossly overweight people) reproduce?
and why?

[JohnStitch]

Oh my god, did you see the trailer for next weeks episode!?!

[northwest monkey]

JohnStitch said:

Oh my god, did you see the trailer for next weeks episode!?!

[nightflight]

I had to turn it off. I just cannot watch anymore of these documentaries about the social underclass who are quite happy to live out of our pockets. To add insult to injury, we are being told on a daily basis, that we need to bring in more migrants to do the jobs that these scum "are not willing to do". Stop feeding them, and then they would have to do the jobs that are out there.

[nicanary]

nightflight said:

I had to turn it off. I just cannot watch anymore of these documentaries about the social underclass who are quite happy to live out of our pockets. To add insult to injury, we are being told on a daily basis, that we need to bring in more migrants to do the jobs that these scum "are not willing to do". Stop feeding them, and then they would have to do the jobs that are out there.

I'm a bit right-wing, so this will annoy some, but I've occasionally considered "work camps" for these types of people - they have to do menial jobs in return for food, and it'd be good food too, not what they normally eat. And there'd be specialist doctors to assess each person's "illnesses", imaginary or not.

They seem to have no shame - I suppose they just jump at the chance to be on the telly.

[johnxjsc1985]

NicD said:

how do they (grossly overweight people) reproduce?
and why?

because like their benefits its their entitlement and they will be quick enough to say so.

[Halb]

Channel Four now!!!!

[Scotty2]

Tattoos - Check
Unkept front garden- Despite being in there all fooking day - Check
Fags - Check
Booze - Check
Latest phones - Check
Many many offspring - Check
TV and Sky - Check
Moan about ENTITLEMENT - Check
Dog - Check
Expensive trainers - Check
"Father of the Year" (in ones own mind class) - Check

Right that completes my checklist of fecklessness - Where do I sign on to get this money (which isn't enough obviously).

Oh and I am prepared to work, well when it suits me. If I can be arsed.

Time for a "work for benefit" scheme methinks.

And I'm not bitter at all that I now have to pay back all last years child benefit because I happened to earn just enough to break the *threshhold. Glad to see it's going to just causes...

• Why not just allow every family a maximum of 2 kidsworth of CB? much fairer

[Halb]

I am watching Benefits: Can't work, Won't Work...christ it's grim.

[pinchmeimdreamin]

Halb said:

I am watching Benefits: Can't work, Won't Work...christ it's grim.

But the nasty Judge man shouted at his mummy,
And just because she was a benefit fraudster who didn't pay her rent.

[thetrash]

pinchmeimdreamin said:

Halb said:

I am watching Benefits: Can't work, Won't Work...christ it's grim.

But the nasty Judge man shouted at his mummy,
And just because she was a benefit fraudster who didn't pay her rent.

I missed most of it but wasn't that his mum he was snogging near the end?

[PurpleMoonlight]

thetrash said:

I missed most of it but wasn't that his mum he was snogging near the end?

It was his girlfriend, who is 61.

Apparently they want to have a baby together (more benefits) ......

[Allanv]

....... That is all I can muster for this weeks episode.

[V8Ford]

Irony is obviously lost on the bloke who was banging on about how immigrants have taken the Great out of Britain by claiming too many benefits...