Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...
Discussion
What is the worst film you've watched 50% or less of?
One that has still managed to convince you it is the worst film you've ever seen?
I watched a film called 'the Outlaw' with an actor called Daniel Dyer in it. And I have to say, the persons who wrote the script have very unusual motivations.
Here is a transcript I took of the opening scene; no idea what the characters are talking about, maybe you can make out something?
Man 1: 'Ere mate, you marrying that bird?
Daniel Dyer: Sorry?
Man 1: I said 'Are you marrying that bird?'
DD: Yeah
Man 1: Lemme smash her back doors in before you turn the nut?
Girl: Grow up you silly little w
ker.
Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that on a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.
DD drives off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!
One that has still managed to convince you it is the worst film you've ever seen?
I watched a film called 'the Outlaw' with an actor called Daniel Dyer in it. And I have to say, the persons who wrote the script have very unusual motivations.
Here is a transcript I took of the opening scene; no idea what the characters are talking about, maybe you can make out something?
Man 1: 'Ere mate, you marrying that bird?
Daniel Dyer: Sorry?
Man 1: I said 'Are you marrying that bird?'
DD: Yeah
Man 1: Lemme smash her back doors in before you turn the nut?
Girl: Grow up you silly little w
ker.Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that
on a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.DD drives off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!
ClintonB said:
You didn't watch a Danny Dyer film all the way through
Yes I did! One called the 'Football Factory'. There was this really well written scene (which didn't rip off Goodfellas 
) in which one man pretends to be angry with another man before revealing that in fact, he was only pretending! 
A dear friend lent me this film, and I thought it was so good I watched it twice in the same weekend:
Sexy Beast
So then he recommended me this film:
The Business
It's basically the same obvious character development and predictable moral thread of the Football Factory, put in the setting of Sexy Beast, mixed with the styling of Vice City, all mixed together to create (what I'd presume is) one of the most poorly conceived films ever made. Although I never watched it my brother told me the protagonist punches a girl in the face at the end before driving off into the sunset -- what a friend of humanity!
Sexy Beast
So then he recommended me this film:
The Business
It's basically the same obvious character development and predictable moral thread of the Football Factory, put in the setting of Sexy Beast, mixed with the styling of Vice City, all mixed together to create (what I'd presume is) one of the most poorly conceived films ever made. Although I never watched it my brother told me the protagonist punches a girl in the face at the end before driving off into the sunset -- what a friend of humanity!
Edited by GentleFellow on Monday 11th July 13:49
Edited by GentleFellow on Monday 11th July 13:50
Heathcliff: You teach me how cruel you’ve been – cruel and false. Why did you despise me? You have killed yourself!
Cathy: Let me alone! If I have done wrong then I am dying for it!
Heathcliff: Kiss me again; don’t let me see your eyes! I forgive what you have done to me. I love my murderer!
...
Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that
a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.Heathcliff and Cathy drive off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!
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