What scary dinosaur film?

[Mobsta]

GF hates dinosaur films, they scare her. So what film might I surprise her with - I'm not aware of much other than the JP films. Cloverfield type flicks might count, we enjoyed that together. Any suggestions? Not that JP was scary, but... The scarier the better. Anything to put a bit of mustard up her bum when we sit down to watch it ?

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jarnold88 said:

Godzilla? Not really scary but I'm struggling with this one haha

If Jurassic park was scary (which it was for her) how would Godzilla compare?

[Mobsta]

Haighermeister said:

She's scared of something that stopped existing millions of years ago?

Precisely this. It's great...

NoVetec said:

Mobsta said:

If Jurassic park was scary (which it was for her) how would Godzilla compare?

On the scale of incontinence,

Jurassic Park - A medium poo.

Godzilla - A little wee.

Is there anything which bears slight resemblance to dino fear, which might equate to a medium poo or slight plop from a drop, even if the creature is more alien than dinosaur. Speaking of aliens, I'm guessing it's the size of dinosaurs which scare her. Not sure what to get tbh!

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NoVetec said:

Ice Age.

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hesnotthemessiah said:

What about King Kong? The Jack Black one, plenty of dinosaurs on the island and people getting eaten by ginormous slug type creatures and very scary natives to boot!

Excellent suggestion considering... But seen it.

[Mobsta]

Life Saab Itch said:

Mobsta said:

GF hates dinosaur films, they scare her. So what film might I surprise her with - I'm not aware of much other than the JP films. Cloverfield type flicks might count, we enjoyed that together. Any suggestions? Not that JP was scary, but... The scarier the better. Anything to put a bit of mustard up her bum when we sit down to watch it ?

Colman's english.

Did he also do most of his posting using his phone?

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Mr Dave said:

Take her to the natural history museum and shout "RARRRR"?

Tried to surprise her doing just this, but the back doors were locked!

Edit: sorry, thought you said take her UP the natural history museum.
See, it's the small print on the phone wot' does this!

Edited by Mobsta on Wednesday 20th July 10:31

[Mobsta]

Well, I found ten possible alternatives to a dinosaur film.
Its worth watching all the way through, to see the terrifying "Giant Claw" in action - which is "like a battleship"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVvok4S_9E&fea...

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Bullett said:

Land that time forgot

Thats a 3.3/10 on IMDB... considering it though!

Bullett said:

that bit in the first Tomb Raider game.

Made all the more terrifying by the (then) terrifyingly realistic prospect of running away from something so big in 3D for the first time!