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Bought all 3 series recently and I think it's time to celebrate just how brilliant it was. Hasn't aged in the slightest


Eddie: What was your Red Indian name then? "Running Mouth"? "Sitting Down"? "Talking bks"?
Richie: "Dances With The Wind".
Eddie: That'll be the curry again.


Eddie: It's like walking down the corridor and answering the door in Nazi Germany


Falklands vet: I don't believe a word of this. In fact, I don't believe it so much, I'm going to smash your face in.


Richie (on the phone). Hello get me the Prime Minister.......................because I want to blackmail him!.........Richard Richard. Oh st!
Eddie, I accidentally gave away my identity. You'll have to ring and use an assumed name.
Eddie: Yes I'd like to blackmail the Prime Minister please.................erm Richard Richard


Pawnbroker: Oh, there's a nice little piece of object d'art! Must be worth at least two an' a half grand... I'll give yer £1.50 for it!
Eddie: Uhh... let's haggle.
Pawnbroker: OK, a quid.
Eddie: No, let's haggle upwards.
Pawnbroker: OK, 50p!
Eddie: God, they don't call you Harry The bd for nothing, do they?
Pawnbroker: No. They call me Ted.


Richie: And what did you do during the [Falklands] war Spudgun?
Spudgun: Nothing really I was unemployed
Richie: Oh well that very convenient isn't it?
Spudgun: It was really, I only live round the corner from the dole office



(Eddie is dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare Richie)
Richie: What do you want?
Eddie: I'm Death
Richie: Oh sorry. I said WHAT DO YOU WANT!?


Richie: What's a suave sophisticated drink?
Waiter: Well that depends where you come from sir
Richie: Well I come from Hammersmith
Waiter: Half a mild


Plus the mentioned but never seen mates - Mad Ken Stalin, Dodgy Bob McMayday (the most violent travel agent in the world), Cannonball Taffy O'Jones, Suicide Ted McGloomy, Keith Mad Dog McFrenzy and Slip Digby. Oh, and the constant violence and fights