Pregnant at 15. Mum 'Delighted'...

[nelly1]

Today's wee-warmer - story here...

I'm not going to provide a snippit of the article because I can't choose which bit annoys me the most.

[230TE]

That story reads a bit like a spoof from the Onion. Starting with the kids' names - Soya, Coco, Ritzy, Tarot - WTF?

Sadly the story is not in the Onion and it isn't April 1st so I fear it might be true. Wee duly warmed.

Edited fro speeling

[HOGEPH]

You can't educate pork..

[powerstroke]

HOGEPH said:

You can't educate pork..

Very true but you could alter behaviour at a stroke by cutting benifits .

[funkyrobot]

Maybe the mother keeps the mechanic in her bedroom at night.

Shudder!

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Ugly fat sponging mother said:

Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms.

And there's the problem right there....

[Jasandjules]

Yet another example of what is wrong with this country.

[UncleRic]

If I don't laugh I'll cry.

[Puggit]

Put underage mum's in government care - that will soon stop this!

[ZOLLAR]

TheSun said:

"Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms.


"We've already started packing....

[dudleybloke]

Puggit said:

Put underage mum's in government care - that will soon stop this!

prosecute the fathers too.
or is it legal to f#ck kids if you get them pregnant?

[ZOLLAR]

dudleybloke said:

Puggit said:

Put underage mum's in government care - that will soon stop this!

prosecute the fathers too.
or is it legal to f#ck kids if you get them pregnant?

Indeed,
Surely the police would investigate this due to her age?.

[hesnotthemessiah]

Quote....."I'm very strict about that. I know they're very much in love but the law is the law.

Eh!

This article has to be a joke surely.

[Ferg]

Perhaps Soya should have used a meat substitute instead.

[hesnotthemessiah]

Ferg said:

Perhaps Soya should have used a meat substitute instead.

I think you should have written the article with quips like that. It reads like a 12 year old wrote it.

[nonplussed]

Ferg said:

Perhaps Soya should have used a meat substitute instead.

[Puggit]

nonplussed said:

Ferg said:

Perhaps Soya should have used a meat substitute instead.

Congratulations Ferg - quip of the year!

[oldcynic]

JanisTheDelightedMother said:

"I'm sure she'll make a wonderful mum and will teach her children discipline like I have."

[Frog Dog]

What a brilliant story.

'sexy' pics at 12. Is that even possible? How can a 12 year old be 'sexy'?






















Interested to see the response to that

[Pothole]

Frog Dog said:

What a brilliant story.

'sexy' pics at 12. Is that even possible? How can a 12 year old be 'sexy'?





Interested to see the response to that

They've got form

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifesto...

EF formatting

Edited by Pothole on Tuesday 16th August 09:30