This bloke will be popular in prison, make no mistakes

[Mr Happy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095990/PC...

Apologies for the DW link...

Two words to describe it really - sick fker.

[CBR JGWRR]

I doubt he will come out of prison.

[Buff Mchugelarge]

No doubt in a few months, we'll all be swimming in boiling piss when he's claiming compensation because someone has (rightly so) carved him up.

[stitched]

Buff Mchugelarge said:

No doubt in a few months, we'll all be swimming in boiling piss when he's claiming compensation because someone has (rightly so) carved him up.

You really think a pcso who is a nonce will be put in general population?

[Mr Happy]

stitched said:

Buff Mchugelarge said:

No doubt in a few months, we'll all be swimming in boiling piss when he's claiming compensation because someone has (rightly so) carved him up.

You really think a pcso who is a nonce will be put in general population?

Probably not, but it would be just if he was though!!

Of course, see how the septics do it, and then ask "hmm, is this justice?" http://www.cfnews13.com/article/news/2012/february...

FIFTY YEARS for nobbing a 17 year old, and PCSO Nonceybks gets 10 for interfering with a 12 year old.

[Haggleburyfinius]

Er, so he told his wife he was going for a run only to go downstairs and get jiggly on the soy with a child...

What a smart cookie!

Isn't there some sort of intelligence test for PCSOs? If not, there should be. Jeez.

[12gauge]

Rural Lincolnshire eh, only need it to be his daughter and its a full house.

[Happy82]

And the parents didn't think it odd that their 12 year old daughter was going out to meet up with a 35 year old chap

[SD1992]

The article calls it an "affair". What?!

[essexplumber]

Bit of barbed wire (six inches should do it, bit of 3/4 pipe (well lubed). Barbed wire in pipe, pipe up his gary, pull the pipe out....hey presto.

[monkey gland]

SD1992 said:

The article calls it an "affair". What?!

She was well up for it by all accounts.

[essexplumber]

monkey gland said:

She was well up for it by all accounts.

Yes because shes mature enough to make such desicions.

[Hilts]

essexplumber said:

Bit of barbed wire (six inches should do it, bit of 3/4 pipe (well lubed). Barbed wire in pipe, pipe up his gary, pull the pipe out....hey presto.

You've done this before.

[freecar]

I love these internet hard man paedo threads.

Where a bunch of idiots cheapen the whole concept of society by coming up with nastier and nastier ways to do nothing effective whatsoever.

Will pulling barbed wire out of his ass heal her hymen?

Will it have changed what he did?

Will it make her feel better?

No is most likely the answer to all those questions, in civilised society we don't try to dream up sicker and sicker ways of torturing people, torture doesn't work as an effective deterrent to anything, it only serves to make the torturer satisfied and frankly what the fk has it got to do with him?

[escortwagon]

Christ, that village is just up the road from me, I've probably seen him patrolling town, and I probably went to the same primary school as the girl (years back).
typical morton behavior

[1point7bar]

freecar said:

I love these internet hard man paedo threads.

Where a bunch of idiots cheapen the whole concept of society by coming up with nastier and nastier ways to do nothing effective whatsoever.

Will pulling barbed wire out of his ass heal her hymen?

Will it have changed what he did?

Will it make her feel better?

No is most likely the answer to all those questions, in civilised society we don't try to dream up sicker and sicker ways of torturing people, torture doesn't work as an effective deterrent to anything, it only serves to make the torturer satisfied and frankly what the fk has it got to do with him?

I thought it showed genuine imagination and that he was expressing his feelings.
Hardcore attitudes help stop luvvies softening the perception of the crime.

[Happy82]

It doesn't sound like it was forced on her, and when I was at school I knew plenty of girls in my year who'd have jumped at the chance to shag older men (usually celebrities and teachers, Cloony was a popular choice amongst them for dipping the finger IIRC).

Kids aren't as innocent as we like to make out at that age, not quite sure why we believe them all to be innocent little angels who have no idea of what a penis and vagina are for

[g3org3y]

freecar said:

Will pulling barbed wire out of his ass heal her hymen?

Didn't think I'd ever read that sentence on a forum.

[1point7bar]

Paul Eluard's 'The exquisite cadavers.... has nothing on PH!

[escortwagon]

Happy82 said:

It doesn't sound like it was forced on her, and when I was at school I knew plenty of girls in my year who'd have jumped at the chance to shag older men (usually celebrities and teachers, Cloony was a popular choice amongst them for dipping the finger IIRC).

Kids aren't as innocent as we like to make out at that age, not quite sure why we believe them all to be innocent little angels who have no idea of what a penis and vagina are for

Normally I'd disagree, but having grown up in and knowing the area in question well you're right to some degree. When I was younger (teens) there were plenty of "town bicycles" of questionable age around here