HELP!! Sea Level rise is gonna kill me... HELP!! PLEASE!!!!

HELP!! Sea Level rise is gonna kill me... HELP!! PLEASE!!!!

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deeps

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5,400 posts

243 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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PLEASE HELP!!!

I live on the sea front on the west coast of England, and although we've had extensive storm protection investment (anyone who's visited Burnham On Sea must be in awe of our beautiful curved sea wall smile ) according to the man on the BBC 6 o'clock news this evening I should be thinking about moving inland, or at least selling my car to reduce my carbon foot print.

Experts have now calculated that apparently the sea level could rise by twice as much as previously calculated (how those expert calculations were presumably 100% inaccurate to start with I cannot imagine) but the rub is I am now looking at a possible 1 metre rise in sea level, and I was already struggling to think of how I was going to cope with a 0.5 metre rise as previously advised by the experts.

Worse than that, it was reported by the BBC (and demonstrated by the reporter standing on a sea wall with a tape measure)that some expert opinions suggest the rise may be as much as 2 metres. Oh st, I can't even deal with 0.5 let alone 2.

PLEASE, if there's anyone here that has any suggestions I would be very grateful. The town was flooded back in the early Eighties, just like the pictures the BBC showed on their report this evening demonstrated, with the wind blowing the sea over the wall. Oh God things don't look good then, should I be investing in sand bags perhaps?

No wait, forget the sand bags, I have a cunning plan. I'll sell my car, buy some energy saving light bulbs, errmm... what else? Oh god, yes I will turn the telly off and not just leave it on stand by, errmmm....HELP ME what else?

Oh st I can't think right now, but please any suggestions will be gratefully received PLEASE. I've lived here for 22 years and anything I can do to stop the sea rising and risking my home, I will do. PLEASE help!

I'll read all of your suggestions tomorrow, and I'll pass them all onto the BBC to read out to their viewers on tomorrow evenings 6 o'clock news. Thanks in advance all.


stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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its why I moved from Weston to my future beach front property in Swindon

MitchT

15,979 posts

211 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Build some decking around your house
Put it on the market at a wildly unrealistic asking price
Market it as an 'exclusive marina development'

HTH thumbup

GKP

15,099 posts

243 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Do the measurements in Feet and Inches. It's not as high that way.

THX138

483 posts

195 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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I think it's very considerate of Mr Neptune to arrange for the sea to rise in these handy .5m and 1m increments. It makes a reporters job so much easier.


anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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I saw this report on BBC world, and thought it was a terrible bit of reporting, the Reporter stood alongside the wall, with the top at waist height, put his tape measure on top of the wall and implied that the water would be 1 meter plus over the wall,
As the water was a good 6ft below the top of the wall even after the 1 meter increase there would be 2 to 3 feet margin.
I will accept that we did not know the state of the tide, but this is the sort os\f scare mongering reporting that leaves me wondering how real the danger is.
I also question the accuracy of a forecast made by someone who admits they were 100 % out with their last forecast. I will accept that we need to act now and cannot wait for the accuracy of hindsight, but it would be nice if the BBC give us statistical information not scare mongering.

Oily Fingernails

489 posts

193 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Worst My House has a Better View than the rest of you...but I don't like the fishies swimming around my feet Thread EVER! wink

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Well. I think you'll get enough warning to get out of the house...

FarleyRusk

1,036 posts

213 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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You need to sell your car as when the oceans and spill onto your car port, the rise in ocean acidity (caused by you owning your car) is going to rot the bodywork anyway yes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7936137.stm

We're all doomed!

mondeoman

11,430 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Berw said:
I will accept that we need to act now and cannot wait .....
Oh dear - propoganda swallowed hook, line and sinker.....

Jasandjules

70,020 posts

231 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Gosh, it's amazing how when the MMGW experts get it wrong, it's always worse than previously thought - as I look out into my frozen garden.

DSM2

3,624 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Stand easy!

Apparently some new 'expert' has said that we would need a 6 degree temperature rise to melt the ice sheets and create the 1 metre increase in sea level, not 2 degrees as previously stated.

Not all bad then.....................

Bing o

15,184 posts

221 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Berw said:
I will accept that we need to act now and cannot wait for the accuracy of hindsight
Yes, quite.

We need shot of this CO2 nonsense now, along with the current legislature whose noses are so far into the trough of these Carbon Schemes it's a piss take.

We also need to tell the Beeb to shove it's liceense fee until it stops peddling this PC, socialist bks.

XJSJohn

15,986 posts

221 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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simple solution ....

get one of these ....



Remove all that nasty carbon footprint generating oil and gas hardware on top.

Replace with your house.

As the sea comes in, just jack your house up.

what are you, some kind of pussywhipped wimp wanting to move because of a little bit of climate change??

hth

ETA - an dtrade in both your alfa and your mazda for one of these



and one of these



Edited by XJSJohn on Wednesday 11th March 08:46

Marf

22,907 posts

243 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Buy a V8.

HTH

voyds9

8,489 posts

285 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Experts have estimated that the last estimate by experts may have been wrong.

Just goes to show that even the experts get it wrong.

What makes these experts any more believable than the last lot.

Fittster

20,120 posts

215 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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You'll be dead by the time it happens.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

251 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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deeps said:
Oh st I can't think right now, but please any suggestions will be gratefully received PLEASE. I've lived here for 22 years and anything I can do to stop the sea rising and risking my home, I will do. PLEASE help!
invest in some of these


_Batty_

12,268 posts

252 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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sorry to hear about your tragedy...

..living in Burnham on Sea..


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sa_20v

4,108 posts

233 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Fittster said:
You'll be dead by the time it happens.
It won't happen. Simple. End of. smile