How to Claim a Country....

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oilydan

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2,030 posts

273 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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How would you go about claiming a country as belonging to you?

Is it as easy as 'dissappearing' the ruler and announcing that you are now in charge, or would you have to rock, paper, scissors for it?

Would you have to overthrow the King, or the government, or the Army chiefs?

Just what is it that would get you sitting on the 'big chair', in the eyes of international law?

Disclaimer: I am not planning on actually invading anywhere. Yet.

Medic-one

3,116 posts

205 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

219 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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You need to fill in a form, I think you can get it at your local post office smile

parapaul

2,828 posts

200 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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I think if you can accidentally get your head under the crown during the coronation ceremony then you get to be king...

You see, there was this documentary called Johnny English....

Bushmaster

27,428 posts

281 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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You stick a flag in the beach and say 'I hereby claim this country'. I would suggest starting with somewhere small (say Wales) if you are just beginning.

RupertTheFridge

899 posts

193 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Medic-one said:
Azerbajan

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

247 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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RupertTheFridge said:
Medic-one said:
Azerbajan
What about Azerbaijan ? That is where I am right now.

I can't see youtube at work frown

jeff m

4,060 posts

260 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Unilateral declaration of Independence and the blessing of a powerful nation.

Colonial

13,553 posts

207 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Just declare a country as Terra Nullius and send all your prisoners there.

Has worked in the past.

speedy_thrills

7,762 posts

245 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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jeff m said:
Unilateral declaration of Independence and the blessing of a powerful nation.
Iran/Zimbabwe/North Korea?

zetec

4,484 posts

253 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Get yourself out into the North Sea!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Seala...

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Go gather up enough very tough ex-army types. Go buy plenty of weapons. Find a defensible island or area that isn't populated. Go draw a line round it and declare your independence.

If anyone feels strongly enough to try and come and take it from you - repel them with deadly force.

Basically make it more trouble than it is worth for any external power to try and enforce governance on you.

Keep doing this a few hundred years. In time more recognised countries will sign treaties with you. Eventually the UN will recognise you and that's when you can join the international community as a fully fledged country.

But the first thing any country needs is an army. Well-armed, highly trained and most important - effective at what they do.

oilydan

Original Poster:

2,030 posts

273 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Don said:
Go gather up enough very tough ex-army types. Go buy plenty of weapons. Find a defensible island or area that isn't populated. Go draw a line round it and declare your independence.

If anyone feels strongly enough to try and come and take it from you - repel them with deadly force.

Basically make it more trouble than it is worth for any external power to try and enforce governance on you.

Keep doing this a few hundred years. In time more recognised countries will sign treaties with you. Eventually the UN will recognise you and that's when you can join the international community as a fully fledged country.

But the first thing any country needs is an army. Well-armed, highly trained and most important - effective at what they do.
That's great for creating a country...but what about taking one?

A country that is already a country. For example - Zimbabwe; What would it take for me to be king? Would it be a case of just beating up the incumbent ruler and declaring myself head of state? What is stopping the likes of Bill Gates or any of the super-rich gathering up an army and paying a visit?

BB-Q

1,697 posts

212 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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oilydan said:
Don said:
Go gather up enough very tough ex-army types. Go buy plenty of weapons. Find a defensible island or area that isn't populated. Go draw a line round it and declare your independence.

If anyone feels strongly enough to try and come and take it from you - repel them with deadly force.

Basically make it more trouble than it is worth for any external power to try and enforce governance on you.

Keep doing this a few hundred years. In time more recognised countries will sign treaties with you. Eventually the UN will recognise you and that's when you can join the international community as a fully fledged country.

But the first thing any country needs is an army. Well-armed, highly trained and most important - effective at what they do.
That's great for creating a country...but what about taking one?

A country that is already a country. For example - Zimbabwe; What would it take for me to be king? Would it be a case of just beating up the incumbent ruler and declaring myself head of state? What is stopping the likes of Bill Gates or any of the super-rich gathering up an army and paying a visit?
You could probably do Zimbabwe by waving a$10 note around.

jeff m

4,060 posts

260 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Declaring yourself King would raise flags with the USA and Russia.
You would be coup material and put on the list.

The USA in particular prefers other countries to have elected officals, as elected officials can be bought. (they always need election money)

tstain

163 posts

241 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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oilydan said:
Don said:
Go gather up enough very tough ex-army types. Go buy plenty of weapons. Find a defensible island or area that isn't populated. Go draw a line round it and declare your independence.

If anyone feels strongly enough to try and come and take it from you - repel them with deadly force.

Basically make it more trouble than it is worth for any external power to try and enforce governance on you.

Keep doing this a few hundred years. In time more recognised countries will sign treaties with you. Eventually the UN will recognise you and that's when you can join the international community as a fully fledged country.

But the first thing any country needs is an army. Well-armed, highly trained and most important - effective at what they do.
That's great for creating a country...but what about taking one?

A country that is already a country. For example - Zimbabwe; What would it take for me to be king? Would it be a case of just beating up the incumbent ruler and declaring myself head of state? What is stopping the likes of Bill Gates or any of the super-rich gathering up an army and paying a visit?
isn't that what was planned for equitorial guinea?

youngsyr

14,742 posts

194 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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I'm sure Kennedy's Bay of Pigs invasion would be worth the OP reading up on as well.

wargriff

1,897 posts

204 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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So if myself and a few friends in the Cornish Liberation Front shut the Tamar brigde and block the A30 I could become king and ruler of all of the Independant State of Cornwall biggrin

Then the petrol stations of the UK would have to barter with me to get enough Ginsters pasties for the fridges. I think 100 litres tractor diesel (red) per box should be the starting point.

Eden project would be at a premium for science fiction/ action film hiring.

The national flag would be a gorgeous green tractor, with 8 cars in convoy behind.

Our national dish would be clotted cream.

Right, im off to get some weapons..shoot

oh..I would have my castle based in Boscastle, with a big round table smile

Edited by wargriff on Tuesday 31st March 12:47

Don

28,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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oilydan said:
Don said:
Go gather up enough very tough ex-army types. Go buy plenty of weapons. Find a defensible island or area that isn't populated. Go draw a line round it and declare your independence.

If anyone feels strongly enough to try and come and take it from you - repel them with deadly force.

Basically make it more trouble than it is worth for any external power to try and enforce governance on you.

Keep doing this a few hundred years. In time more recognised countries will sign treaties with you. Eventually the UN will recognise you and that's when you can join the international community as a fully fledged country.

But the first thing any country needs is an army. Well-armed, highly trained and most important - effective at what they do.
That's great for creating a country...but what about taking one?

A country that is already a country. For example - Zimbabwe; What would it take for me to be king? Would it be a case of just beating up the incumbent ruler and declaring myself head of state? What is stopping the likes of Bill Gates or any of the super-rich gathering up an army and paying a visit?
Well. First of all you'll need the same armed forces. Except now you first need to invade and declare yourself the government and the old one to be ousted. Once you've established armed control over the country you'll need to pacify it. This will have to be done in two ways:

(1) Eradicate any opposition through the use of deadly force. Basically kill anyone who says "no you're not" when you say "I am king". Do this for at least a hundred years.

(2) Bribe everyone else. Convince them that life under YOU will be better than it was under the old regime. The tools required are propaganda, you'll need control over ALL the media, and violence towards any dissenting voices.

What it comes down to is you and your army killing the death out of anyone who says it ain't so. For long enough that no-one gives a st anymore. And also - winning the hearts and minds of everyone else by delivering a reasonable, fair, and wealthy economy and a reasonable, fair and wealthy society that people are happy to live in.

Bloody hard.

WorAl

10,877 posts

190 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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