National news: someone threw an egg

[WTFWT]

Fortunately, no injuries

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/7982523....

I don't even know where to start with this one - over to you guys...

[Dudd]

I got hit by an orange walking home one night. It hit me above the left testicle.

I was wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans. I think I had black trainers on too.

I was very drunk though.

Can I be in the news?

[mybrainhurts]

Saw a black schoolboy entering a bus via the emergency exit today...

How do I contact the Beeb's newsdesk...?

[Dudd]

try this;

[e-mail]

[mybrainhurts]

Dudd said:

try this;

[e-mail]

Doesn't work...

[Dudd]

mybrainhurts said:

Dudd said:

try this;

[e-mail]

Doesn't work...

Sorry.

I may have made it up...

[350GT]

Is it racially motivated based on what?

[mybrainhurts]

Dudd said:

mybrainhurts said:

Dudd said:

try this;

[e-mail]

Doesn't work...

Sorry.

I may have made it up...

No, really, it doesn't work...

[mybrainhurts]

350GT said:

Is it racially motivated based on what?

Non halal egg...

[cazzer]

How the fk does someone sustain a small bump from an egg.
Unless it was hard boiled

[350GT]

It was an ostrich egg...

[TheGreatSoprendo]

On what basis do they conclude with any certainty that it was "racially aggraveated"? Or is that the default position now wherever the victim is non-white?

[scorp]

cazzer said:

How the fk does someone sustain a small bump from an egg.
Unless it was hard boiled

Mate of mine had an egg thrown at him from a passing car when we were about 14 (i came from a dodgy area).. cut his face a bit, they do some damage when car-assisted Although back in those days we laughed it off, not go running to the bbc.

[TheGreatSoprendo]

cazzer said:

How the fk does someone sustain a small bump from an egg.
Unless it was hard boiled

... or frozen.

[Tycho]

TheGreatSoprendo said:

cazzer said:

How the fk does someone sustain a small bump from an egg.
Unless it was hard boiled

... or frozen.

Or still inside the chicken...

[Puggit]

I got shot at from an air gun when at uni - I'm half welsh, can I be in the news and claim it was racially aggravated?

[Mr POD]

cazzer said:

How the fk does someone sustain a small bump from an egg.
Unless it was hard boiled

Put the egg on it's point end. Push hard. maybe the pointy end hit him ?

[Oily Fingernails]

Puggit said:

I'm half welsh, can I be in the news....

No, but you can get the Hell outta here!...

[Pferdestarke]

'urged to call the Police'

Fecking unbelievable. The individual 'victim' is a tw@ for reporting it, the Beeb are tw@s for running the story and the Police are the biggest feckwits ever for allowing it to escalate.

[Andy Zarse]

Pferdestarke said:

'urged to call the Police'

Fecking unbelievable. The individual 'victim' is a tw@ for reporting it, the Beeb are tw@s for running the story and the Police are the biggest feckwits ever for allowing it to escalate.

The egg thrower wasn't your girlfriend was it?