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rolex

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3,113 posts

260 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family

missdiane

13,993 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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How old are you?

Rollin

6,126 posts

247 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Change your name to Timex.

Then try to steal from me.

Edited by Rollin on Sunday 5th April 04:48

rolex

Original Poster:

3,113 posts

260 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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revolution!

rolex

Original Poster:

3,113 posts

260 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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lets kick the clever guys from here

missdiane

13,993 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Tuscan Rat said:
Di, what on earth are you doing up this time in the morning ?
hehe Just got home?

Bad back, can't sleep frown

missdiane

13,993 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Didn't go, so have no gossip for you frown

Waynester

6,376 posts

252 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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missdiane said:
Tuscan Rat said:
Di, what on earth are you doing up this time in the morning ?
hehe Just got home?

Bad back, can't sleep frown
Oh dear... i can emphasize re: bad back. Having just had major surgery on mine 12 weeks ago!

Be careful with it, they can get worse! frown




Ps: That's a particularly steep hill your 'black' car is parked on!! hehe

Edited by Waynester on Sunday 5th April 06:00

Lefty Guns

16,253 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Or, you could use your "savings and stuff" to take care of your family? confused




hehe

missdiane

13,993 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Waynester said:
missdiane said:
Tuscan Rat said:
Di, what on earth are you doing up this time in the morning ?
hehe Just got home?

Bad back, can't sleep frown
Oh dear... i can emphasize re: bad back. Having just had major surgery on mine 12 weeks ago!

Be careful with it, they can get worse! frown




Ps: That's a particularly steep hill your 'black' car is parked on!! hehe

Edited by Waynester on Sunday 5th April 06:00
Good handbrake on the black car, eh?

Ref the bad back, I would not feel so helpless if I could actually sleep comfortable at night- I cannot even do that, can manage maximum 3 hours sleep before it starts to feel awkward
Is there an answer? frown
Does yours feel better now- did the surgery work.?

Jasandjules

70,060 posts

231 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Too old? Don't be defeatist. You can still get another job. I am sure you will try, and then you will succeed.

Toastgirl

168 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Or, you could use your "savings and stuff" to take care of your family? confused




hehe
I kind of agree with Lefty Guns. It's great that you managed to get some "savings and stuff" together when times were good, which is also a wise thing to do, but now you'll have to dip into them, as I'm sure many of us do at this time and age.

Btw, have you tried to get contribution-based Jobseekers Allowance? You may get it if you have paid or been credited with class 1 National Insurance (NI) contributions. It's £60.50 per week, not much, but more than nothing.

You can find out more here:
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/Be...

plasticpig

12,932 posts

227 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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A perfect oppurtunity for a career change: http://www.laterlife.com/laterlife-asda.htm

Lefty Guns

16,253 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Well, isn't that the point of savings?

Or would you rather keep them to spend on "stuff" and claim benefits to live on?

Don't get me wrong, I think the whole benefit system is cack but I have savings for that very purpose.

And income-protection insurance. It's not an expensive policy and will pay out £3k/month net after I've been off work ill for 3 months. It's index-linked too. Now, I don't know anybody else that has such insurance and I don't know why.

Personally, the thought of my family struggling to make ends meet if I were unable to work horrifies me.




missdiane

13,993 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Rolex, do you still have your TVR too?
could you sell it before breaking into my house please? frown

Toastgirl

168 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
There is always a chance, you just have to keep at it and maybe apply for more jobs. You don't need to disclose your age anyway on an application form or CV and the employer cannot ask your age during the recruitment process (well, unless you want to be a pilot or sth). Also, if you think that you were denied a job because of your age by an employer, you can take them to court, as there is an Age Discrimination legislation in place.

captainzep

13,305 posts

194 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Great!

And as a fellow PHer I'll even use a modicum of lubrication for your impending VBRJ.

[flips switch on lube warmer to 'guts temperature']

Lefty Guns

16,253 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Oh and I've got lots of shotguns, 2 rifles and a big dog. And my mate has pigs so I'll have no bother getting rid of thieves bodies...

laugh

Edited by Lefty Guns on Sunday 5th April 08:43

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

219 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Use the opportunity of being free from employment to become your own employer. You shouldn't fail a job interview if the person hiring is you.

eldudereno

997 posts

229 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Rolex, if you've actually got one, sell the the bl**dy thing!!!