Urgent - John Denham is in my street

[Legmaster]

Help please,

He's on his way down my road right now touting for votes, apart from the obvious "As someone that works for a living, so you've got no hope in hell mate - now fk right off", any other suggestions?

Cheers

[DaGuv]

Throw a big turd at him!

[Pothole]

He seems like a pretty reasonable human being to me

[Legmaster]

DaGuv said:

Throw a big turd at him!

Wish I'd thought of that before 'dropping the kids off at the pool' earlier

[Legmaster]

Pothole said:

He seems like a pretty reasonable human being to me

I'm sure he is, but a vote for him is a vote for Winky...

[WhoseGeneration]

Ask him what the requirement for borrowing will be, relative to GDP, for the UK Government, in 10 years time, if his Party is returned to Government.

[AndrewW-G]

Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the

[Legmaster]

WhoseGeneration said:

Ask him what the requirement for borrowing will be, relative to GDP, for the UK Government, in 10 years time, if his Party is returned to Government.

Will do & post the waffle later

[Mazda Baiter]

AndrewW-G said:

Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the

Or just piss on him. If he is in your front garden then you are defending your property. Make sure you don't piss on his back otherwise they may get "Tony Martin" on your ass.

[Puggit]

Who?

[Legmaster]

AndrewW-G said:

Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the

Would love to, but he's visiting work next week too. Total coincidence of course that he's visiting a local disability charity for the first time in the run up to an election...

Edited by Legmaster on Friday 23 April 19:50

[Mazda Baiter]

Legmaster said:

AndrewW-G said:

Fire extinguisher / Jet washer / super soaker etc poking through your letter box, wait until he’s on your doorstep, then soak the

Would love to, but he's visiting work next week too. Total coincidence of course that he's visiting a local disabilty charity for the first time in the run up to an election...

There's a good conversation starter.

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Ask him to apologise....


On another note - your Lib Dem candidate is a work colleague - nice guy but I would never vote Lib Dem.

[Legmaster]

He's vanished. Walked around the corner to find him - he's gone!


GCHQ must have read this thread and tipped him off.

[Jasandjules]

Ask him to provide the proof of AGW that they are taxing us to death for. And also ask what the tax is being spent on and how that will stop mother nature.

[Mojooo]

I know the guy standing in your area, but he is in the solcialist party, i dont see that going down too well on here, LOL

I think Denham is a cert in that area anyway isn;t he?

[Legmaster]

Mojooo said:

I think Denham is a cert in that area anyway isn;t he?

Unfortunately yes. 198th out of the 200 seats in the Tory target hitlist, with a 10.45% swing needed. From chatting with the pub politicians, there's no way they'll vote to allow Maggie and Poll Tax back in

[loafer123]

Move.

[Shnozz]

where is it you live then? He used to be my local MP when I was in Woolston.

[Legmaster]

Shnozz said:

Woolston.