Nutjob. Literally...

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minky monkey

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1,526 posts

167 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145


A true case of The Mental!

RemainAllHoof

76,513 posts

283 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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On the plus side, he's saved himself a few quid on the cost of a vasectomy. Any reason she decided to bite them off?

EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Did she swallow or spit?

MonkeyHanger

9,202 posts

243 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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"He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries."

No, really? biggrin

fergywales

1,624 posts

195 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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I read this then looked at the time of incident again. What are the chances he came home pissed and demanded a BJ? hehe

Dave_ST220

10,302 posts

206 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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fergywales said:
I read this then looked at the time of incident again. What are the chances he came home pissed and demanded a BJ? hehe
Jesus a "no" would surfice, no need to bite the bks off!

MonkeyHanger

9,202 posts

243 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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fergywales said:
I read this then looked at the time of incident again. What are the chances he came home pissed and demanded a BJ? hehe
He must have been pissed otherwise he would have escaped before she put her teeth in biggrin

Mr_B

10,480 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.

10AE

4,121 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Mr_B said:
Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.
yuck

RemainAllHoof

76,513 posts

283 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Mr_B said:
Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.
Depends. If the testicles are fully in your mouth, you just have to bite through the spermatic cord... I don't know, however, if there is a vas deferens in textures.

BACK OF THE NET!!!

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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This exact same thing happened a few years ago. IIRC the bloke forgave her and the judge did F all

Jasandjules

70,009 posts

230 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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This story sounds boll****s..

Tsippy

15,077 posts

170 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Mr_B said:
Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.
I'm guessing she is a member of the social underclass, don't know why but it's just one of those feelings. I've noticed that not only do they breed and live like rats, but very often they have rat like gnashers so a quick bite would have had his scrotum and its contents taking up residence in her gob.


croyde

23,050 posts

231 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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RemainAllHoof said:
Mr_B said:
Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.
Depends. If the testicles are fully in your mouth, you just have to bite through the spermatic cord... I don't know, however, if there is a vas deferens in textures.

BACK OF THE NET!!!
How on Earth did you cum up with that one?

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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i knew i'd heard of somthing like this before. sorry no puns



A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands – then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday. Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex. She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in “excruciating pain”. Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it. The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: “That’s yours.” Doctors were unable to re-attach it

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/woman_rips_off_ex...

Tsippy

15,077 posts

170 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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eek

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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She must have been hungry...

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

180 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Why the fk did i read this thread

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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pilchardthecat said:
Why the fk did i read this thread
Eh..? Was it you..?

Brighton Derly

597 posts

160 months

Thursday 21st April 2011
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Mr_B said:
Would it be possible to bite clean off a set of balls ? I would imagine it would take a fair bit of chomping to get through, like try to wrestle with a bit of steak gristle.
I remember reading a story years ago about a man who ripped his own testicles clean off with his bare hands.

ETA: http://replay.web.archive.org/20040814083208/http:...

Edited by Brighton Derly on Thursday 21st April 22:19