The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

[ABZ RS6]

techiedave said:

I had to share this with you all

Pity they are not staring vacantly at a firing squad.

[irocfan]

techiedave said:

I had to share this with you all

no you really didn't!

[anonymous-user]

hyphen said:

paper said:

Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott caused alarm late on Monday by innocently wandering into the gents in the Commons. After a man standing at the urinals pointed out her mistake, she said ‘Sorry’ – before calmly heading to one of the cubicals and closing the door.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5852681/BLACK-DOG-Diane-Abbott-causes-alarm-visits-wrong-chamber.html

That's not normal behaviour.

[HoHoHo]

jsf said:

hyphen said:

paper said:

Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott caused alarm late on Monday by innocently wandering into the gents in the Commons. After a man standing at the urinals pointed out her mistake, she said ‘Sorry’ – before calmly heading to one of the cubicals and closing the door.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5852681/BLACK-DOG-Diane-Abbott-causes-alarm-visits-wrong-chamber.html

That's not normal behaviour.

Is any of her behaviour normal?

[anonymous-user]

Please tell me that's a regular column that always starts "BLACK DOG:".

[Russian Troll Bot]

HoHoHo said:

jsf said:

hyphen said:

paper said:

Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott caused alarm late on Monday by innocently wandering into the gents in the Commons. After a man standing at the urinals pointed out her mistake, she said ‘Sorry’ – before calmly heading to one of the cubicals and closing the door.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5852681/BLACK-DOG-Diane-Abbott-causes-alarm-visits-wrong-chamber.html

That's not normal behaviour.

Is any of her behaviour normal?

Someone told her the women's toilets were the third door on the left, so she lost count

[irocfan]

fblm said:

Please tell me that's a regular column that always starts "BLACK DOG:".

it is - however, I did wonder if that got commented on. Surprised the usual suspects haven't been on here spitting their bile

[anonymous-user]

irocfan said:

fblm said:

Please tell me that's a regular column that always starts "BLACK DOG:".

it is - however, I did wonder if that got commented on. Surprised the usual suspects haven't been on here spitting their bile

Just thought I'd check. Even for the Daily Hate that would be a bit punchy. Still unnecessary IMO. It's not like there isn't enough material on her without resorting to such 'wit'.

[Gameface]

fblm said:

irocfan said:

fblm said:

Please tell me that's a regular column that always starts "BLACK DOG:".

it is - however, I did wonder if that got commented on. Surprised the usual suspects haven't been on here spitting their bile

Just thought I'd check. Even for the Daily Hate that would be a bit punchy. Still unnecessary IMO. It's not like there isn't enough material on her without resorting to such 'wit'.

It's the name of the column, why should they change it because this weeks subject matter happens to be black and unattractive?

As if a paper would make such an obvious insult, especially towards someone so easily insulted.

Looking at the comments on the Mail link, I despair of the idiocy on display who think the title was a personal slight on Abbott.

Edited by Gameface on Monday 18th June 11:20

[Tom Logan]

Isn't 'Black Dog' a euphemism for depression?

What could be a more depressing sight than seeing Abbott waddling along the pavement counting the steps to her destination.

[Camoradi]

Tom Logan said:

Isn't 'Black Dog' a euphemism for depression?

What could be a more depressing sight than seeing Abbott waddling along the pavement counting the steps to her destination.

Waking up to find her next to you?

[Gameface]

That would be Black Death.

[gothatway]

Camoradi said:

Tom Logan said:

Isn't 'Black Dog' a euphemism for depression?

What could be a more depressing sight than seeing Abbott waddling along the pavement counting the steps to her destination.

Waking up to find her next to you?

Waking up to find that she had become Home Secretary.

[irocfan]

Camoradi said:

Tom Logan said:

Isn't 'Black Dog' a euphemism for depression?

What could be a more depressing sight than seeing Abbott waddling along the pavement counting the steps to her destination.

Waking up to find her next to you?

69

[Rovinghawk]

irocfan said:

69

432, surely?

[Thorodin]

Nah, if anyone who can count adds 6 and 9 together they make 15. Add 1 and 5 and you are back to 6. On her own again.

[johnxjsc1985]

Is it true when leaving the Gents toilet she looked back and said " I'd give cubicle 1 a minute if I where you"

[Vipers]

johnxjsc1985 said:

Is it true when leaving the Gents toilet she looked back and said " I'd give cubicle 1 a minute if I where you"

She can count

[Puggit]

[Tom Logan]

Excellent, I was about to post the very same.