Another Level Crossing crash

[UnderTheRadar]

Maybe we should combine them?

[B Huey]

If it goes to court will the driver get bale?

[GarryA]

B Huey said:

If it goes to court will the driver get bale?

I think he'll be doing some twine for this one.

[carmonk]

B Huey said:

If it goes to court will the driver get bale?

I think there stalk of bale but in cases like this it goes against the grain.

[Hugo a Gogo]

these puns are getting cornier

[UnderTheRadar]

TBH I think the driver is forked.

[carmonk]

He's certainly a tosser.

[Rouleur]

I saw it happen. I'm going to grass him up.

[IroningMan]

Something here doesn't stack up.

[UnderTheRadar]

He deserves a good threshing.

[Olf]

According to the BBC report: "Some passengers said they were amaized no-one was seriously hurt"

[Wattsie]

I've driven over that crossing hundreds of times, so was pretty surprised to hear about this. I probably know the bloke involved since there's only about 10 people who live anywhere near there

[jaybirduk]

I think he's a gluten for punishment, it needs to be spelt out for him. If only he was going faster, he could have beet the train.

[hornetrider]

Olf said:

According to the BBC report: "Some passengers said they were amaized no-one was seriously hurt"

There's some corny lines being thrown about here.

[Hugo a Gogo]

Hugo a Gogo said:

these puns are getting cornier

hornetrider said:

There's some corny lines being thrown about here.

BZZZZZZZZT!


repetition!

[don4l]

Hugo a Gogo said:

BZZZZZZZZT!


repetition!

BUZZZZZZZZZ!

Hesitation!

[hornetrider]

Nuts. I'll try and cob-ble together a different pun.

[Eric Mc]

An a maize-ing escape, I'd say.

[Getragdogleg]

I bet the crossing only had those half barriers, they are dangerous as they encourage people to take the risk and nip across, well, you reap what you sow.

[Hugo a Gogo]

oh come on, amaizeing and reap what you sow have been done too

can't you think of any mow?