Bomb threat/hostage situation in Central London?

[Pixel Pusher]

Shaw Tarse said:

Pixel Pusher said:

About 100 yards away from our office.

That's lunch fked then.

Edited by Pixel Pusher on Friday 27th April 13:16

Hungry? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

You're a big help, cheers!

[valiant]

I thought CW7 had passed his HGV test?

Apparently not.

[trashbat]

Pixel Pusher said:

About 100 yards away from our office.

That's lunch fked then.

£5 on offer if you go down there with some chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

[RZ1]

trashbat said:

5 on offer if you go down there with some chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

Make that a tenner

[robuk]

[trashbat]

RZ1 said:

Make that a tenner

Fine, a tenner then.

[Pork]

DDg said:

HGV Driving Examiner "I'm sorry but you've failed. It's no good threatening to kill people now - you should have mentioned it before the final exam"

How about learning to drive!?

Is he young? Someone to come through the schoooling system when kids are not allowed to be winners and losers? There'll be a lot more of this going forward.

If you fail something, do I a)dust my self off and try again b)throw a tantrum and threaten to blow someone up?

What on earth made him think they'd say "sorry pal, you passed really".

[RZ1]

robuk said:

Is that a tv or a monitor, who still uses CRT thought most companies now use tft mornitors???

[Pixel Pusher]

trashbat said:

5 on offer if you go down there with some chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

They've just moved the "exclusion zone" further out. I can get out the front door but not much further now.

I was getting the props together too. Mind you, all I could muster was a frozen lasagne, a coke and a broom handle.

[Shaw Tarse]

Pork said:

What on earth made him think they'd say "sorry pal, you passed really".

Problem solved!

[BOR]

DDg said:

HGV Driving Examiner "I'm sorry but you've failed. It's no good threatening to kill people now - you should have mentioned it before the final exam"

Edited by DDg on Friday 27th April 13:29

And a big sigh of relief from our prostitute community.

[TKF]

PH secretly said:

Please say he's black or asian

Preferably a Muslim

I'd take an Eastern European if I'm honest

Just please don't let him be white English

[Alfa numeric]

RZ1 said:

robuk said:

Is that a tv or a monitor, who still uses CRT thought most companies now use tft mornitors???

Looks like the bottom of a pedistal or filing cabinet to me.

What on earth did he think was going to happen- they'd give him the money and let him go?

[thinfourth2]

robuk said:

No body move or the PC gets it

I've got gas bottles

I can make hissing noises and a faint smell of bad eggs

[thinfourth2]

Silent1 said:

ust shoot the wker, gas bottles don't explode FFS I'd happily go in and taser the dick

Its been shown if you use tracer rounds you can get a nice big fireball


Sadly the met won't do anything fun

[Pixel Pusher]

Rumour is that he has managed to bring the entire West End to a standstill armed with nothing more than a refill cannister for a Soda Stream.

This is Pixel Pusher, reporting for PH news, in London.

[speedchick]

Good job they didn't tell him about needing the DCPC as well!

[eharding]

Reports in the past minute or so armed police have shot a second individual in the vicinity, believed to have been carrying a rifle, a silencer and a slab of plastic explosive.

Sorry...updated. Turns out the one they've just shot was carrying a can of coke, a lasange and a broom handle.

[ZOLLAR]

Is Sangat Tv covering the story?

We love ButterGhee!

[madala]

Pixel Pusher said:

Rumour is that he has managed to bring the entire West End to a standstill armed with nothing more than a refill cannister for a Soda Stream.

This is Pixel Pusher, reporting for PH news, in London.

....just what we need on a Friday....just fking shoot him.