Bagged myself a new job as an Expert

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pilchardthecat said:

i also made the rare mistake and read the guardian earlier

I trust you've given yourself a damn' good thrashing..?

[Jasandjules]

ExChrispy Porker said:

carefully?

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Symbolica said:

carmonk said:

"An expert? A fking expert in what!?" was my animated comment when this was reported on TV. A degree in Self-bag-lockage, no doubt, with a minor in Sports-related-perversions from the university of fk Me Sideways.

He's part of a mine rescue team.

You'd think the idiot would blow them up, wouldn't you?

[Pesty]

Regiment said:

hidetheelephants said:

That's a relief; I'd read most of the newspaper reports, which as noted dance around the issue and convey no useful information. So the conclusion is that he was a raving pervert and a stupid one at that; if you're into extreme bondage It would seem sensible to either find a like-minded companion or hire an obliging dominatrix to act as safety man, ready to leap into action when the 'safe' word is uttered. An alternative for the poor and/or lonely would be to have a stanley knife with you to aid 'exfiltration' once the bag's locked and you've 'spent your money'.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Saturday 28th April 01:29

How does someone who is a "raving pervert" who's into "extreme bondage" masterbate?

I don't know but this was in the independent on sunday quoted below. Now I don't know anything of MI6 but I think that is quite a high percentage of people dieing in 'perverted sex games' compared to the rest of us. Its almost suspicious.

Is it that common for people to kill themselves this way? If 17 spooks have died like this (I don't think there are lots of them in the first place)thousands and thousands of the rest of the 60 million population must die like this.


"The IoS has come across at least 17 mysterious deaths – some dubbed suicides, others freak accidents – of MI6 agents, workers at GCHQ, or those linked to the defence or intelligence services over the past 50 years. Sexual overtones, asphyxia, or both, feature in a third of cases, and they are just the ones that are in the public domain and "open source", as spooks would say."

[carmonk]

Pesty said:

"The IoS has come across at least 17 mysterious deaths – some dubbed suicides, others freak accidents – of MI6 agents, workers at GCHQ, or those linked to the defence or intelligence services over the past 50 years. Sexual overtones, asphyxia, or both, feature in a third of cases, and they are just the ones that are in the public domain and "open source", as spooks would say."

That's only 6 weird sexy deaths in 50 years, not that high especially when I'd imagine you're looking at tens of thousands of people.

[Pesty]

Just read it again. Didn't see the third of cases bit.