Girl, 19, runs through Tesco naked while high

[Marf]

DJC said:

4/5 Pints.

Of surgical spirit?

[S10GTA]

A very respectable car.....

[Happy82]

Some Gump said:

Yeah, you look really classy, love.



Really classy.

Is that Odo from Deep Space 9?

[Marf]

DJC said:

Marf said:

Of surgical spirit?

She has a nice body, shame about the boat.

Thing is she'd probably look alright without the skunk effect hair, 2 inches of slap and the preened(tatoo'd??) eyebrows.

Some birds have a really warped view of what's attractive.

[Mr GrimNasty]

Rank, "I wouldn't touch her with yours", as a perfectly sober Brian Blessed once said about his co-star Pamela Anderson as he struggled to stand upright against a wall in an alley.

[MrB1obby]

It's ridiculous how these legal drugs are still available/legal

[Robb F]

MrB1obby said:

It's ridiculous how these legal drugs are still available/legal

BAN THEM!

BAN EVERYTHING!!!

THE CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER!!!11!1!

[LaurasOtherHalf]

DJC said:

4/5 Pints.

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

[bigandclever]

[S10GTA]

Someone must be able to dig up more pictures of this girl, she doesn't seem like the shy retiring type.

[rhinochopig]

Are we SURE that they weren't filming a new series of Only Fools and Horses? There is more than a passing resemblance to a certain N Lindhurst in drag.

[Einion Yrth]

Must be the most exciting thing to happen in Bourne since the middle ages.

[pwrc]

S10GTA said:

Someone must be able to dig up more pictures of this girl, she doesn't seem like the shy retiring type.

I have friends who have her on FB (had, heard she deleted ), wouldn't be too hard to get mutual friends to get pics but i'm not that mean/don't really care.

I think she's actually from Deeping not Bourne (fen scum trying to soil our town's reputation ).

[Einion Yrth]

pwrc said:

I have friends who have her on FB (had, heard she deleted ), wouldn't be too hard to get mutual friends to get pics but i'm not that mean/don't really care.

I think she's actually from Deeping not Bourne (fen scum trying to soil our town's reputation ).

'ere, my bro' lives in one of the Deepings, have a care.

[audidoody]

"Get 'em on"

[FourWheelDrift]

Last turkey in the shop.

[Pesty]

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

why do most young ladies think being orange is attractive?

[Halb]

dirkgently said:

zollburgers said:

She has her eyes closed and some prankster has painted eyes on her eyelids.

She could be a Goa'uld.

Big snort on that one.

[martin84]

article said:

A teenager paraded naked through a Tesco store and karate-kicked a policeman in the face after taking the £10 legal high Benzo Fury, a court heard yesterday.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that court.

[Happy82]

Pesty said:

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

why do most young ladies think being orange is attractive?

There's a comment involving having a Willy Wonka causing the Oompa Loompa look but I cannot quite put it into words