Oh! Dear God, i think i've slept with Jordan.

[shotgunfacelift]

Marty63 said:

Is that right that the welsh guys fell asleep when counting their conquests ??

[NRS]

It doesn't let you select 0 people for some reason...

[Charlie Michael]

Hackney said:

What an absolute load of b****cks.

Isn't that the point of the site.

[mcxuk1]

Issi said:

doogz said:

CB will break their website.

is this the same CB who was 'dating a crazy chick who loved it up the 'Arris' recently?

You have a real problem with CB don't you

[mattnunn]

I fked Kevin Bacon's sister.

Directly

[daveydave7]

Hackney said:

What an absolute load of b****cks.
You can't "indirectly" sleep with anyone.

You've never stayed at some of Blackpool hotels then have you ?

[V8mate]

Hackney said:

What an absolute load of b****cks.
You can't "indirectly" sleep with anyone.

So when you're gobbling down the contents of your latest squeeze, who arrived 'a bit late' from visiting her dad, what exactly do you think you're doing?

[Getragdogleg]

I would love to see a website that will tell me who I AM going to sleep with, that would be great.

[Pesty]

V8mate said:

So when you're gobbling down the contents of your latest squeeze, who arrived 'a bit late' from visiting her dad, what exactly do you think you're doing?

[chrisw666]

Getragdogleg said:

I would love to see a website that will tell me who I AM going to sleep with, that would be great.

www.nobody.com

[anonymous-user]

Hackney said:

You can't "indirectly" sleep with anyone.

I'm sure i was accused of doing that once.

[Negative Creep]

Well that's a load of rubbish - if you've had zero sexual partners it won't let you calculate the score.




Oh bugger. I meant 100. Erm, yeah.......................100

[Getragdogleg]

chrisw666 said:

Getragdogleg said:

I would love to see a website that will tell me who I AM going to sleep with, that would be great.

www.nobody.com

[Somewhatfoolish]

you must now all refer to me as somewhatexperienced

[carinaman]

I think my last girlfriend may have felt a little rejected towards the end when I didn't. There were a couple of reasons, but one was the idea that if I did I'd also be having it with everyone she'd slept with. That her on/off ex was in one of those jobs that may have gone down well on uniformdating.com it was insettling me.

It's a bit like worrying if a cambelt is about to go. It's not just AIDS, it's Hepatitis etc. and her arranging two nights out for us without knowing I'd just purchased a return airline ticket to the other side of the world. She took some other chap to one of them, and he had a trade that could be considered high risk.

Sometimes it is better out than in. I shall have a go on the calculator thingie.

[Pesty]

errrm what?

[carinaman]

462,750?

Me? With my reputation? I think that could be a bit wrong.

It's a bit climate of fear, mess with your head nonsense?

'When going back 3 generations, you have had 1,100 indirect and direct sexual partners.'

I'm confused now, but that number seems much better.


Pesty, I declined sex with my last girlfriend as the chances of catching something was putting me off. I don't want to be hard on the woman but once after a Sunday afternoon session that was her idea she casually said 'Don't worry if the end goes like a Strawberry, I may have Thrush'.

I quite like Yogurt, but call me old fashioned, I think the best place for it is on a spoon. I don't want my head messed with when I am trying to enjoy dairy products for breakfast.

Edited by carinaman on Tuesday 12th March 07:33

[Gene Vincent]

3,866,851

Total rubbish.

[Andy Zarse]

A few years ago I boned an upmarket estate agent from Tunbridge wells who had shagged randy galloping Major James Hewitt. So basically, that's exactly the same as shagging Princess Diana. And she's dead! Ewwww!

[BOR]

And theoretically also Her Royal weness Camilla......