Public emergency alert - being sent to your phone

Public emergency alert - being sent to your phone

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Getragdogleg

8,802 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Turned off in settings on my phone.

Stupid idea put in place by stupid people who think that they are "doing something".

Utterly unnecessary and all part of the pushed narrative that the government will keep us safe.

I wouldn't trust them to run a bath, I certainly don't trust them to not eventually turn this into a system to control us more.

Biggy Stardust

7,001 posts

45 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Getragdogleg said:
Turned off in settings on my phone.

Stupid idea put in place by stupid people who think that they are "doing something".

Utterly unnecessary and all part of the pushed narrative that the government will keep us safe.

I wouldn't trust them to run a bath, I certainly don't trust them to not eventually turn this into a system to control us more.
Same here.

Are they so out of touch that they don't realise the contempt in which their actions & interference are held?

Ashfordian

2,057 posts

90 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Getragdogleg said:
Turned off in settings on my phone.

Stupid idea put in place by stupid people who think that they are "doing something".

Utterly unnecessary and all part of the pushed narrative that the government will keep us safe.

I wouldn't trust them to run a bath, I certainly don't trust them to not eventually turn this into a system to control us more.
You only have to look back over the last 3 years to see how easily it would be for the authorities to abuse this system.


Turtle Shed

1,567 posts

27 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Turned off as soon as I heard about it.

Squadrone Rosso

2,766 posts

148 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Sent over 5g with a subliminal get v@X€d message no doubt.

Will it warn of conspiracy types about to go boom?

Getragdogleg

8,802 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Squadrone Rosso said:
Sent over 5g with a subliminal get v@X€d message no doubt.

Will it warn of conspiracy types about to go boom?
HONK ! Storm trixie approaching! HONK! Omg... Wtf... Bbq... PANIC..... QUICK. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT HOOOOONK!

tts.

Biker 1

7,761 posts

120 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Just turned the stupid fking thing off on my android phone under settings, notifications.

Presumably alerts would be localised? Would that mean you would need to have location access activated also?

Can't the neanderthal leadership just butt out & leave us alone??

CoolHands

Original Poster:

18,772 posts

196 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Biker 1 said:
Presumably alerts would be localised? Would that mean you would need to have location access activated also?
I think it goes to all cell towers in a ward / area so just needs your phone to be connected to those towers ie not location based in terms of looking at your phone.

Biker 1

7,761 posts

120 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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CoolHands said:
I think it goes to all cell towers in a ward / area so just needs your phone to be connected to those towers ie not location based in terms of looking at your phone.
Sounds logical - although there are places along the south coast that pick up French phone signals, so it could all get rather confusing....

craigjm

18,022 posts

201 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Biker 1 said:
CoolHands said:
I think it goes to all cell towers in a ward / area so just needs your phone to be connected to those towers ie not location based in terms of looking at your phone.
Sounds logical - although there are places along the south coast that pick up French phone signals, so it could all get rather confusing....
Yes they will be based on proximity to tower not on location services

Honk

1,986 posts

204 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Getragdogleg said:
Squadrone Rosso said:
Sent over 5g with a subliminal get v@X€d message no doubt.

Will it warn of conspiracy types about to go boom?
HONK ! Storm trixie approaching! HONK! Omg... Wtf... Bbq... PANIC..... QUICK. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT HOOOOONK!

tts.
Can I help?
If it was me with regard to the 4 minute warning I would play White Riot by the Clash twice and still have 4 seconds left. smile

TameRacingDriver

18,117 posts

273 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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colin_p said:
It would be brilliant if your phone made an air raid siren noise when one of these alerts land, and then started playing Two Tribes by Frankie goes to Hollywood (which has the air raid siren intro built in). When the alert status when back to normal, they could inform us by playing Relax by travelling Frankie & co. too.
Not sure about this; I once had an air raid siren set as my alarm noise, but I rarely ever used my alarms so I forgot about it. Then one day I set one as a reminder to do something, and it went off, on full volume, while I was on a busy dual carriageway. I can't stress enough that I completely forgot I had done it. I nearly crashed the car laugh

Getragdogleg

8,802 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Honk said:
Getragdogleg said:
Squadrone Rosso said:
Sent over 5g with a subliminal get v@X€d message no doubt.

Will it warn of conspiracy types about to go boom?
HONK ! Storm trixie approaching! HONK! Omg... Wtf... Bbq... PANIC..... QUICK. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT HOOOOONK!

tts.
Can I help?
If it was me with regard to the 4 minute warning I would play White Riot by the Clash twice and still have 4 seconds left. smile
Best bit about all this being able to summon you!

Honk

1,986 posts

204 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Getragdogleg said:
Honk said:
Getragdogleg said:
Squadrone Rosso said:
Sent over 5g with a subliminal get v@X€d message no doubt.

Will it warn of conspiracy types about to go boom?
HONK ! Storm trixie approaching! HONK! Omg... Wtf... Bbq... PANIC..... QUICK. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT HOOOOONK!

tts.
Can I help?
If it was me with regard to the 4 minute warning I would play White Riot by the Clash twice and still have 4 seconds left. smile
Best bit about all this being able to summon you!
It works like a Bat-Signal. smile

Seventy

5,500 posts

139 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Honk said:
Can I help?
If it was me with regard to the 4 minute warning I would play White Riot by the Clash twice and still have 4 seconds left. smile
Shame it’s not five minutes.

It’d be Teenage Kicks twice for me.

BabySharkDD

15,077 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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I look forward to the virtue signalling on social media.

“I’ve turned on my notifications to save others”

Profile photos stating they’re “fully notified”

Zealots having a tattoo of the emergency app to show their support

hehe

colin_p

4,503 posts

213 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Seventy said:
Honk said:
Can I help?
If it was me with regard to the 4 minute warning I would play White Riot by the Clash twice and still have 4 seconds left. smile
Shame it’s not five minutes.

It’d be Teenage Kicks twice for me.
Or you could listen to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death, all 1.316 seconds of it, 182 times with 0.488 seconds to spare.




768

13,777 posts

97 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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bhstewie said:
Is there anything people won't lose their st about? hehe
Falling public sector debt? Maybe we'll never know.

I look forward to someone accidentally sending a nuclear missile warning message.

colin_p

4,503 posts

213 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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"WARNING: there's joose loose aboot this hoose"

Getragdogleg

8,802 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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BabySharkDD said:
I look forward to the virtue signalling on social media.

“I’ve turned on my notifications to save others”

Profile photos stating they’re “fully notified”

Zealots having a tattoo of the emergency app to show their support

hehe
Yup, they'll show up here in a bit belittling everyone who doesn't buy in to mawkish crap like this.