What porno was Jacqui's hubby watching?

What porno was Jacqui's hubby watching?

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Skywalker

3,269 posts

215 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Inspired by Guido


Bareback Mounting?
yikesrofl





phil1979

3,562 posts

216 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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I can't believe the language that the Beeb site is using nowaways:


twizellb

2,774 posts

213 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Jacqui does Dallasbiggrin

Kaelic

2,688 posts

202 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Air-tight Tories

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Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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I'm not surprised that the poor old boy was watching porn.

He probably needs a little something extra to get Percy aroused when banging that old witch.

aclivity

4,072 posts

189 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Podie said:
aclivity who clearly has a porn habit said:
Maldini35 said:
Sorry if I'm late on this but does anybody know the exact films he watched?

Would love to know if it was a 'specialist' title.
The Video on Demand available on Virgin Media is 18 rated content only, the broadcasting rules do not allow for 18R content to be played on demand. There was talk about rules being relaxed to allow it (so the on demand system copes with two PINs, for example) but nothing was done, that was about 3 years ago now.

So nothing too "specialist" is available, I'm afraid.
hehe
not quite ... although my nickname in work is Larry Flynt (funnily enough for my involvement in the project to deliver the service in this story) hehe

As the home secretary is (AIUI) ultimately responsible for the rules on whether 18R can be made available on this service, I wonder if her other half's viewing will sway her opinion?

Edited by aclivity on Monday 30th March 16:42

Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Derbyshire Liberal Democrat (yes, them) mature swinging orgies.


Nicholas Blair

4,096 posts

285 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Something involving Max Mosely?

Gordon pots the Brown

Edited by Nicholas Blair on Monday 30th March 16:47

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

209 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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The titles were.

A three line whipping.

The best little wehouse in Westminster.

The House of ill repute.

Inside the Minister's Briefs.

Common's sluts.

Erection Night Special.

Swinging with the Pole's.

Ministering to your needs.

Take my Seat.

The Division 'Belle'.




THX138

483 posts

194 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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130R said:
"Clearly it would be quite inconceivable to imagine that a man married to a woman as attractive and intelligent as Jacqui Smith could be driven to watching homo-erotic pornography"

Ha Ha!

evenflow

8,789 posts

283 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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The Chief Whip

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

230 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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I think, in internet speak, Owned.........

Do we know that Jacqui wasn't in the house at the time? And does anyone know how HER expenses form which claimed for these titles was not checked by her (assuming that is the line she is going with....).

Asterix

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229 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Black Rod

groucho

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247 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Ben Dover

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

210 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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twizellb said:
Jacqui does Dallas Westminster
EFA

Vipers

32,940 posts

229 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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In addition to the obscene amounts of tax payers money MP's are able to claim back, it now seems they can just watch a movie on Sky and claim it back? Bloody leeches all of them.

No doubt we pay for the toilet rolls they use as well to wipe their back sides.


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Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Maybe it was innocent and he was watching "Yes, Prime Minister"

bobthemonkey

3,847 posts

217 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Asterix said:
Black Rod


Shamelessly borrowed from B3ta.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/houseoflords/

Edited by bobthemonkey on Monday 30th March 19:09

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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Chief Whip

HOGEPH

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187 months

Monday 30th March 2009
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odyssey2200 said:
twizellb said:
Jacqui does Dallas Westminster
EFA
Jacqui does the taxpayers....again.