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snuffle

1,587 posts

184 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
no job ? turning to crime? still got a computer? yay you can use google street to search out where we live before you rob us. (No im not being serious before the nimby bunch from the google street thread turn up )

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

205 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Tuscan Rat said:
missdiane said:
Tuscan Rat said:
Di, what on earth are you doing up this time in the morning ?
hehe Just got home?

Bad back, can't sleep frown
Sorry to hijack thread but I'm at work, waiting for a doctor at Kingston custody suite for a drink driver I have in the cells.

Did you go to the Eurohoon meet ? any gossip ??
What did he blow in the end? teacher

Lefty Guns

16,231 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Mr Trophy said:
Tuscan Rat said:
missdiane said:
Tuscan Rat said:
Di, what on earth are you doing up this time in the morning ?
hehe Just got home?

Bad back, can't sleep frown
Sorry to hijack thread but I'm at work, waiting for a doctor at Kingston custody suite for a drink driver I have in the cells.

Did you go to the Eurohoon meet ? any gossip ??
What did he blow in the end? teacher
A jurors cock? hehe

elster

17,517 posts

212 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Tuscan Rat said:
It was a she and she blew 72 and 83, which as its a bigger gap of 10 needed to go to blood, hence waiting for a doctor....
Christ you still waiting.

Think she will get off by now wink

King Herald

23,501 posts

218 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
You have to realise that only the total losers and layabouts get any help from the gubberment in this country. If you spunked all your money up the wall and lived in a council house since leaving school, had five illegitimate kids by four women, never worked a day in your life, you'd not have to worry about money ever again.

rolex

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3,113 posts

260 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Whoops! sorry about this, got a little pissed last nightdrunk

ianash

3,274 posts

185 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Whoops! sorry about this, got a little pissed last nightdrunk
You're entitled to have a rant mate, must be a very worrying time for you. It's not much comfort, but sadly there will be many joining you over the coming months.

Edited by ianash on Sunday 5th April 22:40

Mobile Chicane

20,906 posts

214 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Jobseeker's Allowance is contribution-based for the first 6 months and not means tested, irrespective of the amount you have in savings. This grips my st to a fairly major extent, having been a higher-rate taxpayer for most of my working life, I'm now 'entitled' to £60 a week... for 6 months... after that, nothing.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, swamp donkeys who have never worked, and have no intention of ever doing so, can open their legs for 5 minutes and consequently live off the 'social' with no requirement to seek employment until the youngest of their bd offspring is 14. It's been said, but there's something very wrong here.

However, if it helps, with an air rifle/slingshot and a bit of woodcraft, you can cut down your food bills quite substantially. I'm lucky in that a neighbour has offered me the use of a proper .22. I also have access to lots of free firewood. Methinks I can see bunny/squirrel appearing on the menu in a big way. smile

elster

17,517 posts

212 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Jobseeker's Allowance is contribution-based for the first 6 months and not means tested, irrespective of the amount you have in savings. This grips my st to a fairly major extent, having been a higher-rate taxpayer for most of my working life, I'm now 'entitled' to £60 a week... for 6 months... after that, nothing.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, swamp donkeys who have never worked, and have no intention of ever doing so, can open their legs for 5 minutes and consequently live off the 'social' with no requirement to seek employment until the youngest of their bd offspring is 14. It's been said, but there's something very wrong here.

However, if it helps, with an air rifle/slingshot and a bit of woodcraft, you can cut down your food bills quite substantially. I'm lucky in that a neighbour has offered me the use of a proper .22. I also have access to lots of free firewood. Methinks I can see bunny/squirrel appearing on the menu in a big way. smile
Bunny curry is very nice.


Mobile Chicane

20,906 posts

214 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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elster said:
Mobile Chicane said:
rolex said:
Not getting any unemployment benefit cos i have savings and stuff. No chance of getting another job cos im too old. I just want to tell you now. I will rob and steal from you now to take care of my family
Jobseeker's Allowance is contribution-based for the first 6 months and not means tested, irrespective of the amount you have in savings. This grips my st to a fairly major extent, having been a higher-rate taxpayer for most of my working life, I'm now 'entitled' to £60 a week... for 6 months... after that, nothing.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, swamp donkeys who have never worked, and have no intention of ever doing so, can open their legs for 5 minutes and consequently live off the 'social' with no requirement to seek employment until the youngest of their bd offspring is 14. It's been said, but there's something very wrong here.

However, if it helps, with an air rifle/slingshot and a bit of woodcraft, you can cut down your food bills quite substantially. I'm lucky in that a neighbour has offered me the use of a proper .22. I also have access to lots of free firewood. Methinks I can see bunny/squirrel appearing on the menu in a big way. smile
Bunny curry is very nice.
Oooh, now there's a thought. Not tried that. lick

elster

17,517 posts

212 months

Sunday 5th April 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
Oooh, now there's a thought. Not tried that. lick
Today I had Wild Boar.

Hunting is great in France. biggrin

Lefty Guns

16,231 posts

204 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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In months when I bougnt oo much bee as a student and my food budget was cut I would live on rabbit!

Big bag of spuds/rice from makro and .22 pellets at £3/500. laugh

Job's a good un!

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

192 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Lefty Guns said:
Well, isn't that the point of savings?

Or would you rather keep them to spend on "stuff" and claim benefits to live on?
This all works very well until you consider this:

Take two identical people; one has savings (ie. they have done without that TVR, nice holiday etc) they get no benefits.

Second person has pissed it against the wall, drives a flash motor and holidays in the Maldives. He has no savings and gets benefits. <<--- this person is me.

Similar situation arises when you have to go into an old folks home - professional doley gets it all expenses paid while prudent saver has to spend it all.

It's a load of old bks that, as usual in the UK, favours those who have been irresposible or been lifetime spongers. The system should pay the benefits to all that have contributed; should be a black and white rule.

(Of course a sensible person has money salted away in different accounts in friends names and effectively has no savings).

Lefty Guns

16,231 posts

204 months

Monday 6th April 2009
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Ah yes but I in my defence I already said this:


Lefty Guns said:
Don't get me wrong, I think the whole benefit system is cack but I have savings for that very purpose.