2 1/2 foot long rats found in Bradford...

[JonRB]

Strangely Brown said:

Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

One of my favourite films.

[TheEnd]

"At night you can hear them chasing each other in the loft. They sound like drag racing cars as they screech across the rafters"



"Laura Drake, of the Mammal Society, speculated it could be a coypu - a South American rodent often referred to as a "giant rat".

Thank the lord for mammal experts...

I bet the shooter doesn't usually wear that tie.

[JonRB]

TheEnd said:

"At night you can hear them chasing each other in the loft. They sound like drag racing cars as they screech across the rafters"

What, rats do burnouts? WTF?

[Uhura fighter]

Atomic Gibbon said:

Uhura,

Look at their photos. They can't even wash. or iron. Or smile.

Fkin bradford, they should just burn it down, it'd be for the greater good.

Agreed.

Which was the point I was hoping to make, the people in the houses had taken some rats to the council offices and dumped them on someones desk. Always another persons fault/problem.

"I shouldn't have this, what are YOU going to do about it" - attitude with these people.

The problem wouldn't be as bad if the fking scum sorted their own gardens, made their house secure, emptied bins etc etc.

Almost feel sorry for the rats.......

[CommanderJameson]

I'm being content-filtered here. Someone post up the picture in question, there's a good egg.

[Uhura fighter]

CommanderJameson said:

I'm being content-filtered here. Someone post up the picture in question, there's a good egg.

The Mother


The Rat

Edited by Uhura fighter on Thursday 19th August 12:26

[T84]

The Sun said:

Mum-of-six Julie

Oh.

[anonymous-user]

Sure it's not an Otter?

[DonkeyApple]

T84 said:

The Sun said:

Mum-of-six Julie

Oh.

Smart woman. Outbreed the rats.

I'm seeing some kind of vision of 'Underworld' for Bradford in 20 years time.

[Jovial Joe]

Uhura fighter said:

CommanderJameson said:

I'm being content-filtered here. Someone post up the picture in question, there's a good egg.

The Mother


The Rat

Edited by Uhura fighter on Thursday 19th August 12:26

That's definitely a coypu.

Regards

[ooo000ooo]

Jovial Joe said:

That's definitely a coypu.

Regards

I'm fairly sure it's a woman, the coat gives it away...

[Mr Gearchange]

Is a Coypu one that doesn't want to poke it's head out and keeps retreating back up the poopchute?

[Uhura fighter]

Jovial Joe said:

That's definitely a coypu.

Regards

A quick google said they got rid of any coypus in the UK in 1987. Would someone have kept them as pets?

[Frankeh]

Jovial Joe said:

Uhura fighter said:

CommanderJameson said:

I'm being content-filtered here. Someone post up the picture in question, there's a good egg.

The Mother


The Rat

Edited by Uhura fighter on Thursday 19th August 12:26

That's definitely a coypu.

Regards

This thread just got 10 times funnier.

[TheEnd]

They got a video too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdnzNOSVyk

[s3fella]

Poor sods having to put up with living in that filfth with them dirty buggers.


The rats I mean!

[agric]

South American rodent,



That would be Chupa cabri wouldn't it


Or possibly Shannon Mathews family

[thetapeworm]

Can you eat them?

[bob1179]

Mr Gearchange said:

Is a Coypu one that doesn't want to poke it's head out and keeps retreating back up the poopchute?

I like the childishness of it.



Anyway, back to Bradford - Can we not just shoot the locals and give the rats free reign, after all, that would be fairer and the place would probably look better after a while.

[Flintstone]

agric said:

That would be Chupa cabri wouldn't it

Chupacabara? A mythical beast.



Capybara? Bit like a bigger, taller guinea pig without a tail so, no.