When cyclists go bad.

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robm3

4,930 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th September 2010
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Haha, come to Eastern Europe for a day.....


TheEnd

15,370 posts

190 months

Thursday 30th September 2010
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If I was told to get out of a pub because I stink, I'd make a pact never to talk of it, and deny it happened, not go to the papers and tell the world.

Smiler.

11,752 posts

232 months

Thursday 30th September 2010
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I bet it gave them something to chat about whilst riding 3-abreast on the way home smile

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

221 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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s3fella said:
It's crap. BO smelly fkers dont smell of BO because they have been exercising for an hour or two. They stink because they exercised for an hour two yesterday or the day before, and have not properly washed since! Or they dont wash their lycra gussets properly.

BO is NOT the smell of sweat. BO is the smell of bacteria that grow and feed in the sweat and develop to a pungent level after many many hours.

May I just add "uuuggggghhhhhh, dirty smelly lycra clad fkers".
Eggsakerly, except for the last comment.

My cycling kit is washed after every ride.

Funny how any topic re cycling must mention LYCRA, however if worn in conjunction with "Dri-fit" type material, sweat just does not accumulate it evaporates away.

After a three hour ride, SWMBO would remark if I arrive home a bit whiffy - never happened so far.

Sun-oil and/or Sudocream may be in the air, but that is hardly objectionable.

sjn2004

4,051 posts

239 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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merc_man said:
Apparently The Sun has picked up on this now. Good grief.

Spoke to a couple of customers in the pub last who were there when this happended. They confirmed the godawful stench emanating from these silly sods.
I can never understand why they make exercise clothing in acrylic type materials which stink so quickly.

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

184 months

Saturday 2nd October 2010
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Don't know what the problem is, sitting outside the Lamb is quiet, with a perfect view over the cricket pitch in a nice new forest village. It's nicer outside than in.

Saying that, I expect the ponies and donkeys outside smelt worse. smile

Where you from mercman? I'm originally from Wellow!

anonymous-user

56 months

Saturday 2nd October 2010
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if i were them i would be more embarrassed about the fact that i had only cycled for just 6 miles before needing a pub break rather than my body odour....