What's going on in Sunningdale?

[Nicholas Blair]

how serious do some people take this golf malarky?

[13th]

I was just dashing around Waitrose, came out and was looking at a very nice Audi R8 (this is PH) when a helicopter could be heard coming over. I managed to get out of Waitrose as the police converged on the area. If I have a look at my Waitrose receipt the road was still open at 13:51.

[hornetrider]

tubbystu said:

Puggit said:

I thought El Tel lived near Burnham?

Marlow or Marlow Bottom IIRC

Hmmm. Been a while since I did a Rebellion open day

[sadoksevoli]

Could be a case of wife-swapping gone wrong.

[FourWheelDrift]

Nicholas Blair said:

how serious do some people take this golf malarky?

My first thoughts were Colin Montgomerie clubbing his caddy to death for losing his ball.

[13th]

sadoksevoli said:

Could be a case of wife-swapping gone wrong.

What round here?

Why am I always the last to find out where the fun is????

[Original Poster]

Going to be great fun getting home..

Spoke to a mate (a copper) and it was a kidnapping gone wrong, in his words "big boy stuff".

[Blues]

I suspect that somebody got in the way of Kinky running over to the off licence.

[12gauge]

Sunningdale?

'Property Developer' gone mad?

Mortgage broker doesnt want to declare himself bankrupt?

Something like that would be my guess

I dont think they have 'regular' criminals in that part of the world, just the kind that rather kill than be seen as failures.

[nonuts]

that's right near Kinky!

[13th]

It can't be a local criminal as they wouldn't be daft enough to make their getaway across the level crossing. Would they??

[Eric Mc]

Good eyewitness account on Radio 5

White van pulled over by police

Four occupants leg it

Wrestled to the ground by armed police - no shots fired

Body discovered in back of white van partly enclosed in a cement bag

[Andy Zarse]

Asterix said:

Andy Zarse said:

What's the betting that Terry Wogan is behind all this. Him, or Ronnie Corbett.

Edited by Andy Zarse on Wednesday 17th November 16:13

Brucie is in on it as well.

It seems that the dead man has been identified by the BBC as Clive Anderson!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d86GlsDYFpE

[Thankyou4calling]

sadoksevoli said:

Andy Zarse said:

What's the betting that Terry Wogan is behind all this. Him, or Ronnie Corbett.

Edited by Andy Zarse on Wednesday 17th November 16:13

AFAIK Ronnie Corbett lives in Addington in Surrey, near Croydon - so more stabbings and road rage.

He definitely used to, think the little fella is in Scotland now though.

[Nicholas Blair]

Eric Mc said:

Good eyewitness account on Radio 5

White van pulled over by police

Four occupants leg it

Wrestled to the ground by armed police - no shots fired

Body discovered in back of white van partly enclosed in a cement bag

Yup herad that from the shopowner. She gave a really good account.

[Lardydah]

White van, cement bag, bodies... The local 'travelling' community?

[Rach*]

andy400 said:

Breaking news apparently - bodies in the street, a number of arrests, no other detail. Sounds serious. Anyone seen/heard any more?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=127&t=929631&mid=61049&nmt=whats going on? s'dale

Actually PH does beat Sky & BBC news






(admittedly a little vague on the details but I was driving!)

[Police State]

Lardydah said:

White van, cement bag, bodies... The local 'travelling' community?

or Slough?...

[Kinky]

How surreal to get home from 3 days in Paris, and find your house all over the news

All the news teams are outside, along with tons of BiBs, SoCOs, etc.

And they are transmitting live feeds .... I keep turning the lights on and off

[johnnywb]

Kinky said:

How surreal to get home from 3 days in Paris, and find your house all over the news

All the news teams are outside, along with tons of BiBs, SoCOs, etc.

And they are transmitting live feeds .... I keep turning the lights on and off

We don't believe you...

Could you put a loaf of bread on the roof just to prove it's yours...