MP's Twitter in Jail (mods please leave this here for a bit?

[RemaL]

lol

Should have set it to silent. Every time I get a text my ass-hole plays "Money's Too Tight To Mention".
3:20 PM Jan 7th via web

Something smaller than an iPhone would have been a better idea. 8-0 This could be a long 18 months.
3:14 PM Jan 7th via web

18 months! st! Have smuggled phone in up my ass. Will keep you posted

[MitchT]

Oakey said:

Well you'd hope so seeing as inmates aren't supposed to have communications to the outside world and this sort of thing gets you in a lot of trouble.

Perhaps it's a viral by The Daily Mash.