How they really got Bin Laden

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Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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stuttgartmetal said:
budgie smuggler said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Hollywood script, or 24, you choose.
Irrelevant really, they shot his eye out anyway.
Google images bin laden dead, and you get a good photo.
Those pics are fakes aren't they?
Nope.
Sky News showed one about 4:30am the day of the raid.

Shot his God Damn eyes out.
This photo:
binned
Is fake and has been bouncing around the internet for years.

Mod note: Don't think we need that.


Edited by justayellowbadge on Thursday 18th August 15:24

CunningPlan

228 posts

162 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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iphonedyou said:
What is it about tales of military endeavours that turns otherwise normal forum participants into, without question, the most boring, cynical, disbelieving, know-it-all, holier than thou, egotistical, misguidedly patriotic tts?

Genuine question.
It's not the military endeavour that we're being critcal of (and having a little fun as we do it), it's the way it's being written about, which is poor to the point of being disrespectful.

Edited by CunningPlan on Thursday 18th August 15:56

DonkeyApple

56,064 posts

171 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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MadMullah said:
DonkeyApple said:
MadMullah said:
DonkeyApple said:
MadMullah said:
all thats missing from that story is the line from the solider just before he pulls the trigger

and the solider who has to fight his demons and gets asked to come back for one last mission to make up for one where he lost his best friend.

maybe a solider with a link to 9/11 to give it a personal revenge angle too.
His childhood friend (scope for excellent flashbacks to kids on Choppers in 80s kit) was forced to become a money broker in the Twin Towers to help pay for the violin lessons of a deaf and mute daughter with one arm. The soldier fought his alcohol addiction and his wife leaving him to live with a retired circus dwarf to get back into shape so he could go on the mission.
lets not get the in-team feud that only got resolved when the helicopter went down and one rescued the other. with that moment they had mutual unexpressed respect for each other.

No you can be MY wingman anytime!
Sling in some dumb bint with a cracking set of norks for the obligatory shag fest just before he leaves on the mission and I think we've pretty much got this one in the bag.
just linking in with the alcohol addiction and the wife leaving him - we can have end credits scene where the news is on and the wife hears about the killing of OBL and then she has a flashback of the solider saying "I've gotta go away for a while and i'm not sure if i'm coming back. but i want you to know i never meant to hurt you." at which point she leaves the dwarf drives her car to the barracks where its raining heavily inexplicably and the end up kissin in the rain. boom there's your armageddon-bruce-willis-dying tear jerk moment.
With the deaf, mute, one armed, girl playing the violin just out of focus behind the couple?

It'll need a couple of gangsta rappers to play hard but wise cracking seals as support actors.

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
quotequote all
Shuvi Tupya said:
stuttgartmetal said:
budgie smuggler said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Hollywood script, or 24, you choose.
Irrelevant really, they shot his eye out anyway.
Google images bin laden dead, and you get a good photo.
Those pics are fakes aren't they?
Nope.
Sky News showed one about 4:30am the day of the raid.

Shot his God Damn eyes out.
This photo:
binned
Is fake and has been bouncing around the internet for years.

Mod note: Don't think we need that.
Fair enough..

This picture then wink
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDC0x7Mr-...







stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats. Beaten old black divers watch. Obligatory ali name tags, two on a chain.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
eta
Alway unshaven, but cropped perfect unshaven-ness. Not trimmed though .
Always has his combat helmet without the chinstrap done up when in the chopper. Black camo paint under his eyes when he's on the raid, just like a jock.
Perfect scruffy hair.
He often runs on the beach, and practices throwing a long ball to Beyonce on the beach at dusk.


Edited by stuttgartmetal on Thursday 18th August 16:33

Rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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stuttgartmetal said:
Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
hehe

I can sense a "PH production" coming on...

MadMullah

5,265 posts

195 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
hehe

I can sense a "PH production" coming on...
He was one of life's heroes that life itself forgot then one day in Pakistan... he became the unforgettable hero to all Americans.

How one ordinary Seal unit succeeded in one extraordinary kill.

How one black president did what so many white presidents failed before him.

How one guy called Ahmed and a dog saved the mission.

This winter see the true story.

OBL vs the true heroic warriors sent from god but had american passports.



Rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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MadMullah said:
Rocksteadyeddie said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
hehe

I can sense a "PH production" coming on...
He was one of life's heroes that life itself forgot then one day in Pakistan... he became the unforgettable hero to all Americans.

How one ordinary Seal unit succeeded in one extraordinary kill.

How one black president did what so many white presidents failed before him.

How one guy called Ahmed and a dog saved the mission.

This winter see the true story.

OBL vs the true heroic warriors sent from god but had american passports.
"America fk yeh..."

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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It's all coming together nicely!

So, who is going to play our hero?

My money is on Jake Gyllenhaal..


MadMullah

5,265 posts

195 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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na he's was a star quarterback in school before giving up a life of fame and glory for service to his nation after his best friends dad died in 9/11.

mark wahlberg

or that guy who was captain america

Rocksteadyeddie

Original Poster:

7,971 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Errrr, Hulk Hogan.....

stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Me

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Cameo for Jimbeaux?

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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doogz said:
Regardless of what actually happened, some guy shot him.
I have yet to see a shred of evidence to back up that theory!





Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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doogz said:
Shuvi Tupya said:
doogz said:
Regardless of what actually happened, some guy shot him.
I have yet to see a shred of evidence to back up that theory!
Fair one, you think he's still alive?
No, I am of the opinion he died approximately 10 yrs ago smile


Oakey

27,619 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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MadMullah said:
you can really tell how its written for an american audience with a pro-obama line up.

is the new yorker a pro-democrat paper?

and why do the terrorists always have porn on their pc's?!
Because they like to jerk off as much as the next guy?

Oakey

27,619 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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stuttgartmetal said:
Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats. Beaten old black divers watch. Obligatory ali name tags, two on a chain.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
eta
Alway unshaven, but cropped perfect unshaven-ness. Not trimmed though .
Always has his combat helmet without the chinstrap done up when in the chopper. Black camo paint under his eyes when he's on the raid, just like a jock.
Perfect scruffy hair.
He often runs on the beach, and practices throwing a long ball to Beyonce on the beach at dusk.


Edited by stuttgartmetal on Thursday 18th August 16:33
He runs? Surely he surfs and in Winter he heads to his cabin in the Rockies where he hones his rifle skills hunting and wrestles bears. His Winterly leisure time is spent snowboarding ridiculously steep mountains.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Shuvi Tupya said:
I have yet to see a shred of evidence to back up that theory!
No doubt you'll be backing that up with some persuasive evidence that he's alive and well?

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis....

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Ozzie Osmond said:
Shuvi Tupya said:
I have yet to see a shred of evidence to back up that theory!
No doubt you'll be backing that up with some persuasive evidence that he's alive and well?

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis....
There is no evidence that he has been alive in the last ten years, and no evidence has been provided that proves he was killed recently either.




MadMullah

5,265 posts

195 months

Friday 19th August 2011
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Oakey said:
Because they like to jerk off as much as the next guy?
i think this is a source of propaganda that hasnt been fully investigated

think of the subliminal messages porn can introduce to a male mind.