Bomb threat/hostage situation in Central London?

[Pixel Pusher]

eharding said:

Reports in the past minute or so armed police have shot a second individual in the vicinity, believed to have been carrying a rifle, a silencer and a slab of plastic explosive.

Sorry...updated. Turns out the one they've just shot was carrying a can of coke, a lasange and a broom handle.

Got me in my left arse cheek.

Bastids. That really smarts.

[Lizardking]

Surely it's cheaper to just shoot him?

[PoleDriver]

Typical, not a word about it on BBC R2 news!

[eharding]

Lizardking said:

Surely it's cheaper to just shoot him?

To risky - if they just wound him he might be able to get busy with the fizzy before anyone manages to disarm him.

[MrAdaam]

Especially as he'll be running around flailing his arms in random directions. Y'know, he's crazy!

[Big Rod]

eharding said:

Reports in the past minute or so armed police have shot a second individual in the vicinity, believed to have been carrying a rifle, a silencer and a slab of plastic explosive.

Sorry...updated. Turns out the one they've just shot was carrying a can of coke, a lasange and a broom handle.

Funniest thing I've heard/read today!!

[Liszt]

Maybe he just drank the syrup and is on a massive sugar rush!

[LukeSi]

PH gathering? The bloke would wonder what was going on when a load of supercars started showing up.

[Debaser]

Countdown said:

Silent1 said:

ust shoot the wker, gas bottles don't explode FFS I'd happily go in and taser the dick

What about the rest of him ?

[thinfourth2]

PoleDriver said:

Typical, not a word about it on BBC R2 news!

London is not the entire country

[RZ1]

His name is Michael Green

[Agoogy]

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

[MadMullah]

ZOLLAR said:

Is Sangat Tv covering the story?

We love ButterGhee!

• LMAO*

bring back the riots!!

[Pork]

Agoogy said:

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

and he wants to meet the Queen

[Agoogy]

Pork said:

Agoogy said:

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

and he wants to meet the Queen

His CV is quite lean, so as result he's being mean...

[eharding]

The Telegraph said:

Ms. Abby Baafi, 27, the head of training and operations at Advantage, a company which offers HGV courses, described the incident in a video posted online.

"He was specifically looking for me but obviously, I said my name's not Abby and I'm three months pregnant so he let me go."

Abby Baafi? Seriously?

[Pixel Pusher]

Agoogy said:

Pork said:

Agoogy said:

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

and he wants to meet the Queen

His CV is quite lean, so as result he's being mean...

He grabbed some gas and some poor lass and created quite a scene.

Boom boom.

[Liszt]

Pixel Pusher said:

Agoogy said:

Pork said:

Agoogy said:

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

and he wants to meet the Queen

His CV is quite lean, so as result he's being mean...

He grabbed some gas and some poor lass and created quite a scene.

Boom boom.

Is that anyway to defuse an explosive situation?

[Miguel Alvarez]

There was a young man called Green
On 27th April he acted obscene
This was because he failed his course
He's only qualified to ride a horse
And now he's going to blow you all to smitherenes

[Agoogy]

Liszt said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Agoogy said:

Pork said:

Agoogy said:

RZ1 said:

His name is Michael Green

and his behaviour is quite obscene...

and he wants to meet the Queen

His CV is quite lean, so as result he's being mean...

He grabbed some gas and some poor lass and created quite a scene.

Boom boom.

Is that anyway to defuse an explosive situation?

don't blow it out of proportion