Girl, 19, runs through Tesco naked while high

[AJS-]

Great little body on her, but shame about the face.

Quick, cover up

[Butter Face]

I won't lie, it would make a shopping trip a lot more worthwhile seeIng that happen.

[Johnnytheboy]

S10GTA said:

Someone must be able to dig up more pictures of this girl, she doesn't seem like the shy retiring type.

This pic from the Mail story gives us a slightly longer view - your eye is drawn away from her face. Thank goodness.

[GTIR]

I would.





















Shop at Tesco's.

[Jasandjules]

Well I guess it livens up the weekly shop.

[iphonedyou]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

This post is beautiful in so many ways.

[iphonedyou]

Pesty said:

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

Boob jobs aren't that dear, really.

Edited by iphonedyou on Saturday 16th June 09:35

[kiwifraser]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Voice of experience, or just very observant?

[DonkeyApple]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Imagine this being spoken by David Starkey and it could be a legitimate history of modern Britain.

Genius.

[JagLover]

Pesty said:

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

why do most young ladies think being orange is attractive?

It's nature's way of ensuring you can identify the Chav female. Orange, makeup applied with a trowel, and bizarre hair stylings (dark black roots with a white straw topping seems a favourite).

[Pesty]

iphonedyou said:

Pesty said:

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

Boob jobs aren't that dear, really.

Edited by iphonedyou on Saturday 16th June 09:35

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.

I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

[DonkeyApple]

Pesty said:

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.

I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

Not even with 60 easy and interest free monthly payments?

If you can afford a mobile phone you can afford to have your tits done.

Don't let the PH massive hold your dreams back.

[Morningside]

dirkgently said:

zollburgers said:

She has her eyes closed and some prankster has painted eyes on her eyelids.

She could be a Goa'uld.

I would

[Halb]

Pesty said:

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.
I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

Like the transgender willy chop? No dear boy, save for your boobies first, they must take priority!

[Butter Face]

Halb said:

Pesty said:

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.
I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

Like the transgender willy chop? No dear boy, save for your boobies first, they must take priority!

[Emeye]

Pesty said:

How did she afford the fake tits at 19?

why do most young ladies think being orange is attractive?

No, no. It's the legal drugs that turned her the same colour as the bottle they come in.

[soad]

Shaw Tarse said:

Every little helps!

[Emeye]

DonkeyApple said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Imagine this being spoken by David Starkey and it could be a legitimate history of modern Britain.

Genius.

If there was a recommend/like button on PH I would have clicked it. Class.

[Blackpuddin]

Funny how the Wail report refers to her as 'Katie' throughout. I thought the normal reporting protocol for a convicted offender was to use their surname.

[hidetheelephants]

DonkeyApple said:

Pesty said:

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.

I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

Not even with 60 easy and interest free monthly payments?

If you can afford a mobile phone you can afford to have your tits done.

Don't let the PH massive hold your dreams back.

What he said; they're available on tick now, so even the financially incontinent can get them for eleventytwelve monthly installments.