Caught at it with a horse.
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Bradgate said:
'Ilson', the only place which allows people from Heanor to have a superiority complex! Do the women still start fighting on the market place at 11-30 on a Friday night?
Would have thought his best defence would have been to claim he thought it was his girlfriend. Be hard to tell the difference in Ilson Morningside said:
Many years ago there were stories told of a bloke that was not quite the full ticket who had been fiddling with horses.
Story goes that the farmer found a box near the end of the field and lying close by were his underpants which his mother had kindly sown his name into.
For his wild oats no doubt Story goes that the farmer found a box near the end of the field and lying close by were his underpants which his mother had kindly sown his name into.
Funnily enough, and on a serious note, (love the puns btw) but again in Derbyshire, there was a call one cold and frosty morning that a woman was interfering with a stallion in a field up near Owler Bar.
On plod's arrival it turned out that the woman was one of South Yorkshire's mounted division, and she fully admitted that she had been massaging and cupping the stallion's balls. Further enquiries revealed that the horse had been left out overnight in a field while a quite sharp frost fell which had not been forecast.
This stud stallion had a problem with the temperature of his balls and said WPC was attempting to bring them back to life, so to speak, until she could get the horse back into a stable condition and avoid the stallion being rendered infertile.
No idea if she was successful but she was not reported as the vet arrived and seemed unfazed by what had been going on. But then vets put their arms in all sorts of wierd places so maybe she wasn't a particularly good expert witness.
cool story bro bla di bla.
On plod's arrival it turned out that the woman was one of South Yorkshire's mounted division, and she fully admitted that she had been massaging and cupping the stallion's balls. Further enquiries revealed that the horse had been left out overnight in a field while a quite sharp frost fell which had not been forecast.
This stud stallion had a problem with the temperature of his balls and said WPC was attempting to bring them back to life, so to speak, until she could get the horse back into a stable condition and avoid the stallion being rendered infertile.
No idea if she was successful but she was not reported as the vet arrived and seemed unfazed by what had been going on. But then vets put their arms in all sorts of wierd places so maybe she wasn't a particularly good expert witness.
cool story bro bla di bla.
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