About those evil, evil bankers

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ringram

14,700 posts

250 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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anonymous said:
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Central banks!

Ultimately allocated in some instances by banks yes, but also by corporate bond issue, share equity etc.


ringram

14,700 posts

250 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Yes ok, I know banks are involved in all of those functions.

Even more reason to de-risk the system. We certainly don't want any of those functions being compromised by liquidity or solvency issues.

ringram

14,700 posts

250 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Are you saying tax payer bailouts arnt socialist!?

Do you think moral hazard and being "too big to fail" is capitalism!?

How do you square the circle!?

Maybe the better thing would have been to let the lot fail as per Bear and Lehman's.

What would you have done? What would you do now?

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Gotta love the way the bankers and their friends and relations on here appear to be saying,

1. We never did anything wrong.

2. No money has been lost.

The same arrogance continues to ooze from their every pore.

Let's start with a couple of basics about the business model - strictly IMHO of course,

A. When entering "secured lending" it's a good idea to lend a max of say 90% of the recoverable value of the asset.

B. When lending £5,000 to someone on their credit card it's a good idea to check out what other indebtedness they are already carrying. Oh yes, and whether they've got enough reliable income to service the debt.

C. Bank branches on the high street are primarily for banking. The money side isn't just a loss-leader for flogging over-priced pensions, inadequate insurance and a load of other tat.

DonkeyApple

55,972 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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paulrockliffe said:
DonkeyApple said:
paulrockliffe said:
It raises the question; "Why can a bank lend money they don't have, yet I cannot?"

Thoughts?

Cheers.
And here is the answer:

1. Go to your bank and get an unsecured loan for as much as you can.

2. Lend it out at a higher rate via Zoopla of even to a derivative trader or property developer etc etc

Now, ideally you want someone else to carry out Step 1 for you . biggrin
Yes, but I can only lend it out the once though can't I? Where's the fun in that?
Nowt to stop you forward selling the performance on Step 2, then using that cash to start again wink

ringram

14,700 posts

250 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Well a lot came from the BoE of course, loads of cheap funds, guarantee's, QE, etc.
I don't disagree the government was responsible for a lot of the mess. But you cant tell me banks overall were blameless.
Plenty of banks around the world that didn't get into deep trouble and plenty that did.
Creative destruction is good.
You are right, the government doesn't want its voters to get hurt. Especially the brain dead ones, though pity they weren't! Things may come back into balance faster.
I don't think anyone has all the answers, but things evolve over time. Going back to the status quo in my books is a fail. Time to evolve and move on to something new. My 2p.

DonkeyApple

55,972 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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anonymous said:
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He didn't last much longer in that northern monkey operation to be fair. wink Should have stayed a BS. They most definitely brought a knife to a gunfight.

Interesting how most of the UK failed banks were either old building societies that were never equipped to be banks or northern bedrock institutions which suddenly forgot their core frugal tennets.

I blame Northerners. biggrin

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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anonymous said:
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Lending money on reasonable terms with a prudent assessment of the risks.

Borrowing money on reasonable terms with a prudent assessment of the risks.

Making sure the lending part and the borrowing part fit together in a sensible fashion.


Compare and contrast (i) equity investment, and (ii) gambling.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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ringram said:
Going back to the status quo in my books is a fail. Time to evolve and move on to something new. My 2p.
+1

Marf

22,907 posts

243 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Ozzie Osmond said:
Compare and contrast (i) equity investment, and (ii) gambling.
Once is pure chance, one is a calculated risk based on information and research.

Edited by Marf on Thursday 19th August 16:23

DonkeyApple

55,972 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Ozzie Osmond said:
anonymous said:
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Lending money on reasonable terms with a prudent assessment of the risks.

Borrowing money on reasonable terms with a prudent assessment of the risks.

Making sure the lending part and the borrowing part fit together in a sensible fashion.


Compare and contrast (i) equity investment, and (ii) gambling.
Prudent assesment of risk = massive rise in costs, ergo no net gain wink

Marf

22,907 posts

243 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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ringram said:
I don't disagree the government was responsible for a lot of the mess. But you cant tell me banks overall were blameless
I don't think anyone is saying that, lots of us just get annoyed with the whole situation is grossly oversimplified as being "the evil bankers fault".

You have three players in this game.

Government/FSA - Regulation
Banks - Supply
Population - Demand

The oversimplification of the above which ends up at "evil bankers ruined the economy" is what (as it appears to me) gets the goat of many people here on PH.

Yes, there was oodles of cheap money on offer, but there a) has to be a regulatory structure in place which allows that to take place and b)a customer base willing to lap it up.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

248 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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DonkeyApple said:
Prudent assesment of risk = massive rise in costs, ergo no net gain wink
See my comment above re. arrogance.

DonkeyApple

55,972 posts

171 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Ozzie Osmond said:
DonkeyApple said:
Prudent assesment of risk = massive rise in costs, ergo no net gain wink
See my comment above re. arrogance.
Er, no. That's common sense.

If you assess every opportunity prudently then you need employ vhastly more numbers of highly qualified risk assesors. The clients will pay for these and so costs will spiral and business will migrate to cheaper banks.

Risk has been run on as sophisticated as possible best guess scenario in order for a company to remain profitable.

It's all a trade off of risk v reward.

Very obviously, selling on packaged debt to entities with small balance sheets who then borrowed the money need to buy the asset off the very institution selling it was were the system turned itself into one massive clustrefk of identically programmed MBA students who in reality were mostly clueless.

Marf

22,907 posts

243 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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anonymous said:
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Shhh! You'll break his brain!

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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anonymous said:
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gambling innit bro

ringram

14,700 posts

250 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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As a slight aside I cant understand how some so called "business" owners think its their right to a bank loan. Some of their businesses sound absolutely crap. Zero cash flow and basically zero profit, they only exist because of bank credit. Then they complain when the cost of credit increases or they cant extend their overdraft and blame the bank for the failure of their st business.

So in that camp I think banks need to be more discerning about where they throw money. For the bank they see it as a steady income. They don't seem to care that the behind that income stream is a failure waiting to happen. They shouldn't be there. Though I see that certain types in the government seem to think they should be loaning to these deferred failures.

That failure needs to be shot to let someone more sensible to come along and kick the corpse aside. Should be the same rule for everyone. To much ghay capitalism around the place recently.

Killer2005

19,696 posts

230 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Would the anti banking league care to know I'm due for a lovely quarterly bonus?

wavey

Randy Winkman

16,406 posts

191 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Killer2005 said:
Would the anti banking league care to know I'm due for a lovely quarterly bonus?

wavey
Unless the number's negative, it'll be equal to or more than most people in the UK are getting.

ellroy

7,090 posts

227 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Killer2005 said:
Would the anti banking league care to know I'm due for a lovely quarterly bonus?

wavey
Evil Banker! Stone him!

(Hmmm. Quarterly you say? Where you at then?)