2 1/2 foot long rats found in Bradford...

[agric]

Some sort of claimant/sloth hybrid?

possibly with remnants of speech and muscle capability,


No wait that's Karen Mathews again

Edited by agric on Thursday 19th August 13:53

[F i F]

"Yorkshire Rat Club president Colin Arundel said rodents, like humans, could simply be getting bigger as food becomes more and more available."

So it's all Maccy D's fault then.

I'm sure there are some blokes ex-Coypu Control who could be persuaded to come up from Norfolk and shoot a few nefarious things running around the streets. Just tell them there are coypu in Bradford and they are wearing Kappa. Job's a good 'un.

[Thankyou4calling]

I see a nice compensation claim coming on here, post traumatic stress disorder and an ongoing issue with insomnia.Got to be worth a few thou.

[agric]

Thankyou4calling said:

I see a nice compensation claim coming on here, an ongoing issue with insomnia.

'I kept hearing this scratching from beneath the bed, I thought it might be shannon trying to escape .

[Justayellowbadge]

Thankyou4calling said:

I see a nice compensation claim coming on here, post traumatic stress disorder and an ongoing issue with insomnia.Got to be worth a few thou.

It would be richly deserved, IMHO, but what would a rat do with cash? Perhaps they could settle in dairy products.

[agric]

Environmental health staff
Plot a campaign to eradicate current infestation,
made worse by long dry spell and plentiful supply of fast food outlets.

Typically a female will mate with a suitable male if the offer of bag of chips/bucket is conducive.


She may produce a litter of benefit scroungers more than twice a year.

They are essentially stupid creatures of nocturnal nature,
Though may be seen in day time congragating at poundstretchers/post offices.

Edited by agric on Thursday 19th August 14:35

Edited by agric on Thursday 19th August 14:39

[y2blade]

Uhura fighter said:

CommanderJameson said:

I'm being content-filtered here. Someone post up the picture in question, there's a good egg.

The Mother


The Rat

Edited by Uhura fighter on Thursday 19th August 12:26

bloodyhellfire

[F i F]

@ agric. Excellent!

[plasticpig]

thetapeworm said:

Can you eat them?

Yes.

[DonkeyApple]

plasticpig said:

thetapeworm said:

Can you eat them?

Yes.

That's in Thailand.

In the UK:

[Frankeh]

DonkeyApple said:

plasticpig said:

thetapeworm said:

Can you eat them?

Yes.

That's in Thailand.

In the UK:

Dammit. Now I want a kebab for dinner.

[tank slapper]

Uhura fighter said:

The Rat

How heavy would a 2 1/2 foot long rat be? Look how the guy is holding that stick - it can't weigh very much at all.

[TomE]

Well this 'ere is interesting.

I have an email in my inbox at work dated 10/11/2009 with the original picture of "Brandon" holding up that rat, and "Brandon" definitely isn’t form west Yorkshire.....

[andy_s]

garyhun said:

Sure it's not an Otter?

Or a beaver?



The photo could be 'egging the pudding' a bit like this one:

[sadoksevoli]

Can rats on housing estates claim housing benefit, child benefit, jobseeker's allowance, incapacity benefit and get myriad other free handouts at our expense? Do they vote labour? Do they burgle houses, steal cars or shoplift?

Nope didn't think so.

[agric]

TomE said:

Well this 'ere is interesting.

I have an email in my inbox at work dated 10/11/2009 with the original picture of "Brandon" holding up that rat, and "Brandon" definitely isn’t form west Yorkshire.....

care to expand on this,


I cant find an image anywhere else of that sort

[paddyhasneeds]

Could be a camera trick but that green broomstick looks unusual - photoshop maybe?

If not, fk that for a game of soldiers. I used to have pet rats and they're great, cuddle that, you'd never play the guitar again!

[andy_s]

paddyhasneeds said:

Could be a camera trick but that green broomstick looks unusual - photoshop maybe?

If not, fk that for a game of soldiers. I used to have pet rats and they're great, cuddle that, you'd never play the guitar again!

Ha - 'Vermin Fawltey!'

[tank slapper]

paddyhasneeds said:

Could be a camera trick but that green broomstick looks unusual - photoshop maybe?

If not, fk that for a game of soldiers. I used to have pet rats and they're great, cuddle that, you'd never play the guitar again!

It's just taken with a wide angle lens, held close to the rat. This distorts the image, making objects in the foreground appear larger than they are, and those in the background smaller.

[Kindersley]

Poor Rat.... Imagine been born in bradford. Knowing at any minute you could end up in a take away.