Unbelievably nasty murder

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sparkythecat

7,924 posts

257 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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QuackHandle said:
Death by snu-snu?
Had to google that one

Urban Dictionary said:
snu snu - Endless sex forced on a man by a variety of women usually resulting in the death of the man
biglaugh

dirty boy

14,724 posts

211 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Eric Mc said:
rich1231 said:
Eric Mc said:
I'd prefer not to have to make such a choice.
I think it is safe to say unless the cut throat world of accountants has changed back recently from the good old days of near James Bond exploits, it is something you won't have to confront.
Wanna bet? There's some nasty characters out there - debiting when they should be crediting, making transposition errors, you name it - they're at it. Worst of all, there are some who round down instead of up.

It's a jungle I tell ya.

There was even one instance where I heard that someone might have a contract out on me. I was really concerned, I mean, the contract might not have been IR35 compliant.

Edited by Eric Mc on Sunday 18th December 16:40
On a serious note, direct from the world of accountancy...

We had a client who owed a great deal of money to someone after being lumbered with a bad debt themselves.

As we were the registered office, some 'Irish' persons made themselves known to us, explaining clearly their connections, and demanded we pay them or be blown to pieces. Couldn't explain to them that we were 'just' the registered office, they were having none of it.

Very threatning stuff indeed. Police involved, and the boss checking the underside of his car each night!

We were all terrified and had the door locked on the office during the day for about 2 weeks.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

235 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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dirty boy said:
We were all terrified and had the door locked on the office during the day for about 2 weeks.
Give were you practice, I am not surprised biggrin

Hell I'd have the door locked anyway to stop that lot of vagabonds next door in hehe

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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What happened after two weeks?

Thom987

3,185 posts

168 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
What happened after two weeks?
They paid up?

swiftpete

1,894 posts

195 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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The reports on this story are so crap. The mail report has her as a 73 year old woman at the top of the page, then in her 60's by the time you get to the bottom of the article. Are these things just not checked? That's supposed to be a professional website.

greygoose

8,343 posts

197 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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swiftpete said:
The reports on this story are so crap. The mail report has her as a 73 year old woman at the top of the page, then in her 60's by the time you get to the bottom of the article. Are these things just not checked? That's supposed to be a professional website.
They haven't even put in the value of her apartment, standards are slipping at the wail.

johnfm

13,668 posts

252 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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swiftpete said:
The reports on this story are so crap. The mail report has her as a 73 year old woman at the top of the page, then in her 60's by the time you get to the bottom of the article. Are these things just not checked? That's supposed to be a professional website.
Most of it is probably rumour..




..but there's no smoke without fire.

dirty boy

14,724 posts

211 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Rude-boy said:
dirty boy said:
We were all terrified and had the door locked on the office during the day for about 2 weeks.
Give were you practice, I am not surprised biggrin

Hell I'd have the door locked anyway to stop that lot of vagabonds next door in hehe
True! We also had a 'mad lady' in once who claimed she knew Prince Charles and was being watched by MI6. She wanted us to pay her bills for her as she kept getting in a muddle hehe

We've had drunks in wanting just to use the toilet too.

Anyway, we're going OT, but after a couple of weeks, the police confirmed with us that they'd spoken to these particular people, as they were kind enough to provide contact details so we could pay lol!

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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I bet the victim was right browned off.


carreauchompeur

17,876 posts

206 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
I bet the victim was right browned off.
Come on, really, we've done the poor taste gags now!

MartyPubes

900 posts

161 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Frankeh said:
MartyPubes said:
Make of this what you will, but on the Guardian this article was not accompanied by a photograph even though it's mentioned that the 'Police released still images of the man on Saturday night'.

Needless to say I wasn't shocked when I went elsewhere and found said still images...
Because as we all know, only black people commit crime.
You're a right pleb.

Hell, it's not even a stereotypical black crime such as muggings, stabbings or drive bys. It's someone dressing up as an exterminator and setting someone on fire.. Is there some kind of black stereotype I'm missing here?
I was stereotyping the Guardian's attitude to such things, pleb.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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carreauchompeur said:
Ayahuasca said:
I bet the victim was right browned off.
Come on, really, we've done the poor taste gags now!
True, if she could read this, she'd be fuming...

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
carreauchompeur said:
Ayahuasca said:
I bet the victim was right browned off.
Come on, really, we've done the poor taste gags now!
True, if she could read this, she'd be fuming...
...and steam would be coming from her ears.


The Moose

22,923 posts

211 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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It is a flaming awful attack.

Not to go into too much detail, but we work quite closely with some local neighbourhood watch groups. They have occasional aggravated burglaries. These include quite a few where the family have all been tied up (except the bloke of the house) and the wife and kids doused in petrol (out of a jerry can) with a chap standing over them with a lit match suggesting the bloke goes and opens the safe/gets the car keys etc. Fortunately, I don't think anyone's actually been set alight...yet.

This is also in a 'nice' part of London with one of the lowest crime stats!

It's a nasty world out there!

paddyhasneeds

52,336 posts

212 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Jasandjules

70,042 posts

231 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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paddyhasneeds said:
Well, I am guessing he didn't think the courts would help...

Pesty

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42,655 posts

258 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Well, I am guessing he didn't think
EFA

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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He's probably burned his chances of getting his money back now.

Langweilig

4,356 posts

213 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Eric Mc said:
Are there any "not nasty" murders?
Horrible thing to do to anyone. But to quote DCI Gene Hunt, "What, as opposed to one of those I really, really like you sort of murders?"