Girl, 19, runs through Tesco naked while high

[Oakey]

What happens if you just stop paying? do they send the bailiffs round to repossess them?

[pwrc]

never mind the funbags, how did she afford a BMW at 19! not like she'd want a shoddy E34 either, probably a 1 series

[VinceFox]

Overpolished yet squarely average teenage girl with dubious taste and unearnt sense of entitlement behaves unreasonably?

[FourWheelDrift]

pwrc said:

never mind the funbags, how did she afford a BMW at 19! not like she'd want a shoddy E34 either, probably a 1 series

She's probably got one of those ugly compacts, the one with the funny eyes lights that makes it looks like an clown Rover.

[Goa'uld]

Halb said:

dirkgently said:

zollburgers said:

She has her eyes closed and some prankster has painted eyes on her eyelids.

She could be a Goa'uld.

Big snort on that one.

Oi, have some respect for your future overlords.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

kiwifraser said:

Voice of experience, or just very observant?

i like to think of it as "living a little"

[superkartracer]

She looks like a fat

[FleshMechanic]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Is that how to met Laura?

[martin84]

Emeye said:

No, no. It's the legal drugs that turned her the same colour as the bottle they come in.

That looks like a special edition Lucozade.

[Butter Face]

superkartracer said:

She looks like a fat

Would you really say she is fat?

[Pesty]

Christ not this st again

[thinfourth2]

Butter Face said:

superkartracer said:

She looks like a fat

Would you really say she is fat?

Isn't she sexy

[Tiggsy]

thinfourth2 said:

Isn't she sexy

Spare tyre round the middle, grim.

[Justin Cyder]

zcacogp said:

.... and this is her car ....




Oli.

That is a rear wheel drive cheese grater.

[iphonedyou]

Pesty said:

how much? thought they were about 2k a boob.

I couldn't afford 4k at 19 and even if i could there are priorities.

Everybody is in different circumstances, financially. I could have - had I both had boobs, and the inclination to enlarge them!

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.



But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Does Laura know you're posting this kind of stuff on the internet?

[Pesty]

iphonedyou said:

Everybody is in different circumstances, financially. I could have - had I both had boobs, and the inclination to enlarge them!

I'm sure you could have. I possibly could have at 19 if I went without a car and wasn't saving for a house deposit...

but the orange girl with white paint on her hair in question?

[masermartin]

Emeye said:

DonkeyApple said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Y'see thats the problem, your half cut, feeling dirty & she's game. It all works out, she's not that bad, kinda filthy & in fact & you have a good time.

But then it's Wednesday, & you're bored. There's nowt on telly & none of the lads are doing anything.

So you text her. We've all been there, & you figure well, she was proper dirty the other night!

So it gets flirty, a few photos are swapped & next thing you're round at hers again.

& the same the following Sunday, 'cos you didn't get lucky on Saturday & it'd be a shame to finish the weekend on a low right?

Next thing you're meeting up a bit more regularly, & you'll see eachother in the pub beforehand when you're with your mates & she's with hers.

It's a slippery slope my friend.

& you're the one who's dorris was the bird who got off her head & ttted the filth while naked in tescos.

Imagine this being spoken by David Starkey and it could be a legitimate history of modern Britain.

Genius.

If there was a recommend/like button on PH I would have clicked it. Class.

+1 - the original and the response. Genuine comedy material!

[Greg_D]

What's all this talk about fake boobs???

Hers aren't fake, she has push up bra'd them to oblivion - you can see that there is no breast tissue in the 'normal' place, it has all been displaced to create that cleavage.

I'd say B cup at most. Yes i did have a close look don't pretend that you lot didn't...

[getawayturtle]

Her face seems a bit too narrow. She looks a bit like Nicholas Lyndhurst.