Census enforcement.

[Slagathore]

Ahh, so that explains yesterday's knock at the door.

The one I had was quite an attractive young blonde. She was really polite, I said it hadn't been done yet, and she just said can we do it as soon as possible.

Wonder if she'll come back if we don't send it

[perdu]

Slagathore said:

Ahh, so that explains yesterday's knock at the door.

The one I had was quite an attractive young blonde. She was really polite, I said it hadn't been done yet, and she just said can we do it as soon as possible.

Wonder if she'll come back if we don't send it

This is PH

You'll get the "Skank"

Sod's Immutable Law

[gjc10212]

I completed the form online about 4 weeks ago and have had three knocks & reminder cards now - idiots! They can keep wasting their time.

[DonkeyApple]

Tallbut Buxomly said:

Yeah but does this mean i can be let off my birch whipping?

Pretty sure the last chap on my door step would have done it for you if you asked nicely.

[condor]

gjc10212 said:

I completed the form online about 4 weeks ago and have had three knocks & reminder cards now - idiots! They can keep wasting their time.

Did you press the submit button though?

[Busa_Rush]

Didn't get a form . . . no reminder, no knock at the door . . . I have officially ceased to exist . . . it's wonderful

[condor]

Busa_Rush said:

Didn't get a form . . . no reminder, no knock at the door . . . I have officially ceased to exist . . . it's wonderful

You could ring the census helpline to tell them on 0300 0201 101
www.census.gov.uk

[Pints]

condor said:

gjc10212 said:

I completed the form online about 4 weeks ago and have had three knocks & reminder cards now - idiots! They can keep wasting their time.

Did you press the submit button though?

There was a note at the end that stated if you didn't "submit" the completed information on the date of the census it would be automatically submitted.

[Podie]

Stunning. People spend longer whinging about it than it takes to fill it in.


ETA - took 5 minutes online.

Edited by Podie on Friday 29th April 09:57

[Busa_Rush]

condor said:

Busa_Rush said:

Didn't get a form . . . no reminder, no knock at the door . . . I have officially ceased to exist . . . it's wonderful

You could ring the census helpline to tell them on 0300 0201 101
www.census.gov.uk

I could . . . or . . .

[Slagathore]

perdu said:

This is PH

You'll get the "Skank"

Sod's Immutable Law

Yeah, that would be about right.

She seemed far too nice to get tough with anyone who hadn't submitted theirs yet.

They'll probably send some mentalist next time.

[chris123321]

I'm currently abroad and will be for a few more months and so won't be able to complete the census

What happens if I don't fill it in? Do I just cease to be or something?

[jagracer]

chris123321 said:

I'm currently abroad and will be for a few more months and so won't be able to complete the census

What happens if I don't fill it in? Do I just cease to be or something?

If you weren't there on the 27/03 why would you need to fill it in.

[colonel c]

chris123321 said:

I'm currently abroad and will be for a few more months and so won't be able to complete the census

What happens if I don't fill it in? Do I just cease to be or something?

You will become persona non grata and you won't be readmitted back into the country.

[mybrainhurts]

It's gone very quiet...

I think they've forgotten me...

[Dixie68]

chris123321 said:

I'm currently abroad and will be for a few more months and so won't be able to complete the census

What happens if I don't fill it in? Do I just cease to be or something?

You will officially be classed as not British. As such you will come into a windfall of benefits etc - mine's a pint please

[gjc10212]

condor said:

Did you press the submit button though?

Indeed, as well as the ticket ref.

[mybrainhurts]

You little devil...

[rog007]

With Royal Mail (God bless 'em) 'losing' somewhere between 500,000 and 1,000,000 items of mail each year (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1231012.stm), is it any wonder mine never keeps making it...

[perdu]

rog007 said:

With Royal Mail (God bless 'em) 'losing' somewhere between 500,000 and 1,000,000 items of mail each year (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1231012.stm), is it any wonder mine never keeps making it...

A flimsy straw to grasp I fear









Keep holding on, it might be your turn.