Another 'winner' from the Apprentice

Another 'winner' from the Apprentice

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ALawson

7,819 posts

253 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Is it me or has she got what appears to be carpet burns on her knees?

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

235 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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The Hypno-Toad said:
It amuses me that all of these people don't realise that everyone they are going to work with has just watched them being a back-stabbing bh/asshole on prime time TV for ten weeks. Plus they've seen all the newspapers dig up all the lies they've told on their CVs.

They then wonder why, when they get to their dream job, nobody likes them, no one trusts them and they don't get intergrated into any teams.

And they all claim to business geniuses...rolleyes
And they believe that there really is a job at the end of the show that will last more than the 12 months.

Added to which if Burne had acted towards me the way she alleges that he did towards her he would have been told his name and number PDFQ.

turbobloke

104,330 posts

262 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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ALawson said:
Is it me or has she got what appears to be carpet burns on her knees?
eek

Are you suggesting Daddy Sugar should have stood still?

Oakey

27,615 posts

218 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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just seen an advert for the Young Apprentice

anonymous-user

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56 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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FourWheelDrift said:
Oakey said:
Don't forget the Mega PC... a Mega Drive... in a PC...

Mega!







He still sells them I think hehe
Haha, what a load of ol 'tut' smile

ZeeTacoe

5,444 posts

224 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Johnnytheboy said:
ZeeTacoe said:
I've never been able to work out what Alan Sugar or amstrad ever made of value
I'm with you there - he's repeatedly attempted to sell products to a low end computing market that doesn't exist - anyone seen any of his set-top emailer boxes recently?
No but we've got one of those phone emailer thingys.
when I say we I mean we cleaned out my nan's house and found one that my grandad bought and probably didn't know how to use.

dudleybloke

19,979 posts

188 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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the last time i saw any amstrad e-mailers was at an auction about 5 years ago where they sold 40 of them for about £70 for the lot!

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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He made his money early on by selling crap. He was good at marketing it. Well done to him; selling aerials out of the boot of his car IIRC.

But no, he's never produced anything of any worth.

Jimslips

6,419 posts

156 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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rsv gone! said:
He made his money early on by selling crap. He was good at marketing it. Well done to him; selling aerials out of the boot of his car IIRC.

But no, he's never produced anything of any worth.
Except get some hot chicks on tv smile

dudleybloke

19,979 posts

188 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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rsv gone! said:
he's never produced anything of any worth.
i wanted one of these when they first came out........ probably a load of st though!


rover 623gsi

5,230 posts

163 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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I had one - wasn't as bad as you might think.

john_p

7,073 posts

252 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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rsv gone! said:
But no, he's never produced anything of any worth.
eek




ZeeTacoe

5,444 posts

224 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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dudleybloke said:
rsv gone! said:
he's never produced anything of any worth.
i wanted one of these when they first came out........ probably a load of st though!

Where do you put the CD?

Talksteer

4,932 posts

235 months

Thursday 13th October 2011
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Johnnytheboy said:
ZeeTacoe said:
I've never been able to work out what Alan Sugar or amstrad ever made of value
I'm with you there - he's repeatedly attempted to sell products to a low end computing market that doesn't exist - anyone seen any of his set-top emailer boxes recently? Steve Jobs, on the other hand, seems to have realised early on that people wanted their electronic equipment to be an 'accessory', for want of a better word.
I think the key element was that AMSTRAD saw computers as another electrical good that they could make cheaper than their rivals. Apple on the other hand came out of the homebrew computer club in the 70's. They built their early machines because Steve Wozniak wanted a computer and nobody sold one like he wanted.

It was that ethos of building the computer you wanted, which happened to the computer everyone else didn't yet know they wanted that allowed companies like Apple to innovate. The critical comparison with AMSTRAD would be people like Dell, pretty much a similar strategy in terms of producing a good value PC compatible from bits. However Dell's was implemented significantly more successfully which is why Dell still sells $60 billion of computers each year.


dudleybloke

19,979 posts

188 months

Thursday 13th October 2011
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ZeeTacoe said:
dudleybloke said:
rsv gone! said:
he's never produced anything of any worth.
i wanted one of these when they first came out........ probably a load of st though!

Where do you put the CD?
cd?....cd?...... none of this new fangled crap round here please!

Edited by dudleybloke on Thursday 13th October 22:36

sharpfocus

13,812 posts

193 months

Thursday 13th October 2011
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Sugar's a cock? Shocker.

turbobloke

104,330 posts

262 months

Friday 14th October 2011
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Sugar's a cock shocker? Is that a euphemism?

MrCheese

335 posts

185 months

Friday 14th October 2011
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dudleybloke said:
rsv gone! said:
he's never produced anything of any worth.
i wanted one of these when they first came out........ probably a load of st though!

I had one of those! On the plus side it looked totally cool and in a rather vague way all the dials and sliders did do what they were supposed to.

Sound quality was like a distant AM radio station with added hiss and if you got really adventurous and bounced tracks 1-3 to 4 it sounded like a distant SW radio station. The treble dial should have been labelled "hiss".

I think it is in the loft somewhere...

Digga

40,458 posts

285 months

Friday 14th October 2011
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When I was in the sixth form, I had a Saturday job in Dixons. (This was before my carrer as a part-time burger-flipper at McDeath's. What a CV!)

The the first floor room where the boxes for the display goods were kept (large appliance boxes were excellent places to sneak a power nap) was also home to the 'repairs shelves'. I remember Amstrad's name being fairly prominent. Did Sugar have anything to do with Hinari too, because they were crap as well I seem to remember.

dudleybloke

19,979 posts

188 months

Friday 14th October 2011
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Digga said:
Did Sugar have anything to do with Hinari too, because they were crap as well I seem to remember.
they where part of ALBA or bush i think.