Anthony Worral Thompson caught shoplifting

[jaybirduk]

Edited by jaybirduk on Tuesday 10th January 04:57

[Chris_]

A couple more from maxfarquar.com

[smileymikey]

jaybirduk said:

Edited by jaybirduk on Tuesday 10th January 04:57

[soad]

MadMullah said:

i wonder if he nicked any of his own branded stuff?

Good question

[smileymikey]

You can imagine a customer asking the waiter what wine he would recommend.... "well Sir I know the owner managed to pop a cheeky little new world red down the front of his trousers this afternoon"

[AV12]

Chris_ said:

A couple more from maxfarquar.com

[DrC]

why did the chicken cross the road?








Because it was in anthony worral thompsons pocket.

[billzeebub]

the 'squashed BeeGee' was heard to protest he was just staying alive when caught..

[hairykrishna]

southendpier said:

I thoguht he was quids in? He apparently used to earn a fortune on his branded kitchenware stuff a few years back.

My mate worked for the company that sold that stuff. He did ok but he was far from earning a fortune (AWT not my mate).

[jaybirduk]

AWT seemed to put his name to any old stuff, sandwich toaster, spoon, bowl..

[smegmore]

Some SUPERB photoshops on this thread, pleas keep 'em coming!!

[Northern Munkee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJXTe0dl3Y&fea...

That is all.

Fresh fish, fresh fish....

[MOTORVATOR]

zaphod42 said:

Smiler. said:

It says on the packet "Prick with a fork"

I think that was wrongly attributed - I think the original was a package featuring Ainsley Harriot.

That said, it should apply to either...

Humphrey Lyttelton

[pacman1]

southendpier said:

he has said he will seek treatment - so seems he knew what he was doing. For kicks or skint.

I thoguht he was quids in? He apparently used to earn a fortune on his branded kitchenware stuff a few years back.

That's what I would have thought. Celebrity popularity ebbs and flows, he should have known that. In a few years time, it would have all come around again for him. What a tt.

Despite his diabolical 'eggy fookin bread' I always thought he was the opposite side to the antichrist that is Ramsey, so I had some time for him.

Anyway as crooks go, he's got nothing to worry about, he ain't no Tony Blair or Gordon Brown!

Edited by pacman1 on Tuesday 10th January 23:16

[mybrainhurts]

...true

[Andy Zarse]

mrmr96 said:

Nah, the real pro's take their steak to the self service veg weighing counter and put it through as carrots. Get the print off sticker and put it over the real barcode on the steak.

When you get to the checkout it scans for a fraction of price and the weight is correct so no alerts go off. You also don't have to do anything that might attract attention regards re-scanning things whilst being observed.

It would only be picked up if they saw you abusing the veg weigh scales elsewhere in the store, or noticed that the description of what you were bagging didn't match the screen.

Had he done this The Sun could really go to town, there could have been a headline along the lines of 'Top cock carrot top cook in the dock for carrot shop stock shock'.... Or something.

[mybrainhurts]

[hornetrider]

DrC said:

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was in anthony worral thompsons pocket.

[jas xjr]

I tried to eat a salmon tureen that he had cooked. Dad had to eat it in the end

[madmover]

It infuriated me when i saw he only got a caution, 5 occasions... surely the deserves a custodial sentance...he isn't sorry, he's just sorry he got caught. He is wealthier than many people and 99% dont stoop to his level so it just adds to how bad it is in my opinion. Its just morally wrong on so many levels...Cant stand the chap!