Poo watch

[Hayek]

Haven't they got a brown noise generator that they can use on him?

[Douglas Quaid]

Any update on this? I’ve been thinking about this numpty for some reason.

[Pericoloso]

You don't need the internet for an update ,you'll smell it first .,we all will .....

[Vizsla]

Thesprucegoose said:

voyds9 said:

Give him grape juice

STAND BACK HE'S GUNNA BLOW

Coffee and a fag.

Top or bottom?

[pequod]

I did wonder when I heard of an explosion in Leicester, that the fellow had finally exploded with a shower of sh*t destroying several buildings in the fallout!

I was sadly misinformed?

[George Smiley]

Couldn't they hammer a frozen sausage in?

[FN2TypeR]

George Smiley said:

Couldn't they hammer a frozen sausage in?

No room, surely?

Jokes aside, I just read an article on faecal impaction and it's actually potentially very severe; it can even be fatal in extreme cases

[Laurel Green]

FN2TypeR said:

No room, surely?

Jokes aside, I just read an article on faecal impaction and it's actually potentially very severe; it can even be fatal in extreme cases

Must be the consistency of Lignum vitae by now - perhaps a good logistics company might have a remedy for dispersion.

[George Smiley]

FN2TypeR said:

George Smiley said:

Couldn't they hammer a frozen sausage in?

No room, surely?

Jokes aside, I just read an article on faecal impaction and it's actually potentially very severe; it can even be fatal in extreme cases

Its a stty way to go.

[timf]

47 days and then released without charge but under medical supervision

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspect...

[HTP99]

timf said:

47 days and then released without charge but under medical supervision

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspect...

That is going to be one fantastic poo to have!

[FourWheelDrift]

I bet he walked awkwardly to the car waiting car "Quick, to the nearest convenience!"

[FourWheelDrift]

HTP99 said:

That is going to be one fantastic poo to have!

[2Btoo]

timf said:

47 days and then released without charge but under medical supervision

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspect...

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

[ABZ RS6]

2Btoo said:

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

Aye, it does smell funny.........

[garagewidow]

Probably thought he has suffered enough and done his time or they finally admitted they had nothing to go on and best dump the case.

[Wobbegong]

HTP99 said:

That is going to be one fantastic poo to have!

[kev1974]

2Btoo said:

timf said:

47 days and then released without charge but under medical supervision

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspect...

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

The linked article says he was rearrested but on a slightly different charge, so it's not like he's scot free yet.

Initially the arrest was for "possession with intent to supply Class A drugs and driving matters"
Now it is for "suspicion of being concerned in the supply of a Class A drug" and on that charge he was released on bail (to the hospital).

So either someone in the police/CPS has decided it wouldn't look so good if the arrest for the first charge actually caused him to die. Or some new evidence has become available that will mean the new slightly different charge will stick and they're happy enough to get him on that?

[anonymous-user]

2Btoo said:

timf said:

47 days and then released without charge but under medical supervision

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspect...

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

The article says he's released on bail.

Perhaps it's no more complicated than the potential evidential benefits are now outweighed by the medical risk.

I'm not sure about the charging / discontinuing the article talks of, but it could have had an impact on the decision to bail, too.

[Gad-Westy]

ABZ RS6 said:

2Btoo said:

Erm, someone's going to have to explain this to me in short sentences 'cos I is being fick.

Man is arrested on suspicion of swallowing drugs.

Man is held for 47 days waiting for the evidence to appear.

Man is released without charge despite not having poo'd.

Am I the only one who is struggling to understand this?

Aye, it does smell funny.........

Wonder if someone was handed a bung.