Penalised for being abused by Travelers

[Willy Nilly]

tinman0 said:

I have never understood why farmers just don't get a muck spreader. Spray that near the s and they'll soon move on.

Edited by Bill on Wednesday 27th April 13:29

They do occasionally. Not every farm has muck though.

Some salt of the earth types tried to "recycle" one of bird scarers yesterday

[dudleybloke]

i'm amazed at how few of their caravans catch fire.

[Flintstone]

Willy Nilly said:

Some salt of the earth types tried to "recycle" one of bird scarers yesterday

Pyrotechnic crow scarers (below) can be bought for not a lot. Some of these 'may' have accidentally become tangled up in some trees next to the paddock (briefly) occupied by salt of the earth types (can I propose a PH acronym for future use, SOTE?) just outside our village a few years ago. They are very simple, so are the crow scarers. Light one end of the hemp rope which smoulders away igniting a firework every 20-30 minutes.

Unfortunately the noise of these going off throughout the night (it's quite simple to splice 3-4 lenths of these together) was too much for the SOTE who moved away before sunrise.

[Willy Nilly]

Flintstone said:

Pyrotechnic crow scarers (below) can be bought for not a lot. Some of these 'may' have accidentally become tangled up in some trees next to the paddock (briefly) occupied by salt of the earth types (can I propose a PH acronym for future use, SOTE?) just outside our village a few years ago. They are very simple, so are the crow scarers. Light one end of the hemp rope which smoulders away igniting a firework every 20-30 minutes.

Unfortunately the noise of these going off throughout the night (it's quite simple to splice 3-4 lenths of these together) was too much for the SOTE who moved away before sunrise.

We buy those in bulk, but the SOTE were after the gas gun. They have a car type battery and a small propane bottle and was in the middle of a 60 acre field. There is a SOTE bollard in the gateway now. No doubt it will get lifted onto a flatbed with a HIAB and weighed in. Loveable rouges, the lot of them