Census enforcement.

[ChairsWithHairs]

Tumbler said:

Following my online submission, I've had four visits, one at 7am on a Sunday morning, one Bank holiday Monday demanding I phone the helpline immediately, one at 9pm on Friday evening, and another during the day, I've just resubmitted mine by post with a letter.

After reading this thread I'm pleased I completed the hard copy rather than filling it in online, sounds like there are some communication issues.... I hate getting woken up by an unnecessary knock at the door (they always seem to pick the few days I take off)

[Slagathore]

Well, the fit one came back again. Working on a Sunday? Sod that!

I said it was ready to be posted and pointed to it, so she offered to post it.

Hopefully our identities won't be cloned! She must be official, she had a card with her name on and everything, What's the worst that could happen

[rog007]

Slagathore said:

Well, the fit one came back again. What's the worst that could happen

...she opens it to see what your marital status is and how much you earn! You've pulled if she comes back again!!

[Slagathore]

rog007 said:

Slagathore said:

Well, the fit one came back again. What's the worst that could happen

...she opens it to see what your marital status is and how much you earn! You've pulled if she comes back again!!

Haha!

Marital status - Single, so that would work.
Earnings - ermm, well, I'm a nice person, and that's what counts, right?

[perdu]

Slagathore said:

Well, the fit one came back again. Working on a Sunday? Sod that!

result


oxo

back doors

et al

(and that's just you from her, she obviously desires the pants off you)




p.s

I'm glad for you...

[condor]

Sorry to spoil the day dreams
It just means a census collector collected your questionaire, ticked the I've done it box, and sent it back
...as opposed to folks on the doorstep saying they've sent it back.

[Slagathore]

condor said:

Sorry to spoil the day dreams
It just means a census collector collected your questionaire, ticked the I've done it box, and sent it back
...as opposed to folks on the doorstep saying they've sent it back.

fk sake!

I had better go and return the ring I bought from Elizabeth Dukes on Thursday evening in anticipation of her return.

Does anyone know if Argos are open on bank holidays?

[DonkeyApple]

Slagathore said:

fk sake!

I had better go and return the ring I bought from Elizabeth Dukes on Thursday evening in anticipation of her return.

Does anyone know if Argos are open on bank holidays?

Argos are like the legs of the women who wear their jewellery.

[Slagathore]

DonkeyApple said:

Argos are like the legs of the women who wear their jewellery.

Pretty accurate!