Jeremy Corbyn (Vol. 3)

[Tony427]

motco said:

richie99 said:

chemistry said:

S1KRR said:

Well if McDonalds are FORCED (as they surely would be by Corbyn!) to pay £15 to their staff I predict faster automation




Will mean less staff.


But hey, Labour will continue to give you loads of free st anyway. Those on £13/hour can pay for it. fk the country!

^This is exactly right.

Plus the service is much better from the machine. It's much easier to explain what you want.

...and machines don't spit in the order.

But the screens are covered in E Coli.

[jakesmith]

George Smiley said:

Thanks to the burger consoles, and typically piss poor programming (thanks to agile) you could get unlimited burgers for free by removing items such as ghurkin

Can you remove the gherkin from the console?
Have you got a backdoor that a load of PHers could gain access to?

[George Smiley]

It's what happens when you don't let security be involved in your test plans
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFpTNsPu_w

[CustardOnChips]

BeastieBoy73 said:

technodup said:

S1KRR said:

Well if McDonalds are FORCED (as they surely would be by Corbyn!) to pay £15 to their staff I predict faster automation




Will mean less staff.


But hey, Labour will continue to give you loads of free st anyway. Those on £13/hour can pay for it. fk the country!

They're got restaurants in Japan with no staff, everything is from vending machines, including hot food.

When they can already do pizza in a vending machine it's really not hard to see a business with the resources of McDonald's taking it to the next level.

I love a Big Mac but hate the pickle. I always ask for a Big Mac without the pickle. This means it’s also made ‘fresh’.

Bet there isn’t a button on the machine for my request... also, I bet they’re not that bothered...

There is a button for that. You can customise your burger on the screen. You can even add bacon!

[jakesmith]

George Smiley said:

It's what happens when you don't let security be involved in your test plans
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFpTNsPu_w

Software in glitch shock.
Hardly on a par with Skynet building terminators and killing all the humans is it

[dazwalsh]

More fking madness from JC, thankfully most people see last the lunacy of such a policy.

I thought the abolish private schools idea was daft, this raises the bar.

[BeastieBoy73]

CustardOnChips said:

BeastieBoy73 said:

technodup said:

S1KRR said:

Well if McDonalds are FORCED (as they surely would be by Corbyn!) to pay £15 to their staff I predict faster automation




Will mean less staff.


But hey, Labour will continue to give you loads of free st anyway. Those on £13/hour can pay for it. fk the country!

They're got restaurants in Japan with no staff, everything is from vending machines, including hot food.

When they can already do pizza in a vending machine it's really not hard to see a business with the resources of McDonald's taking it to the next level.

I love a Big Mac but hate the pickle. I always ask for a Big Mac without the pickle. This means it’s also made ‘fresh’.

Bet there isn’t a button on the machine for my request... also, I bet they’re not that bothered...

There is a button for that. You can customise your burger on the screen. You can even add bacon!

Thanks! Obviously been a while since I last went...

[George Smiley]

jakesmith said:

George Smiley said:

It's what happens when you don't let security be involved in your test plans
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFpTNsPu_w

Software in glitch shock.
Hardly on a par with Skynet building terminators and killing all the humans is it

That's not a glitch, but it's a great example of the rush it to market mentality we now have.

Having worked for the ministries under new labour and Tories, I'd hate to imagine them ran by momentum

[A Winner Is You]

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

[kev1974]

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Guess she doesn't know how to delete tweets either!

(not that it would make much difference given how her tweets will be auto-archived and auto-screengrabbed the moment she makes them, but still)

[Tycho]

kev1974 said:

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Guess she doesn't know how to delete tweets either!

(not that it would make much difference given how her tweets will be auto-archived and auto-screengrabbed the momennt she makes them, but still)

I always thought her head was too big for her face but now it seems her head is also too big for her brain.

The film Idiocracy was a satire, not an instruction manual.

[pingu393]

Tycho said:

kev1974 said:

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Guess she doesn't know how to delete tweets either!

(not that it would make much difference given how her tweets will be auto-archived and auto-screengrabbed the momennt she makes them, but still)

I always thought her head was too big for her face but now it seems her head is also too big for her brain.

The film Idiocracy was a satire, not an instruction manual.

One tweeter referred to her as Rebecca Wrong Daily

[Andy 308GTB]

pingu393 said:

Tycho said:

kev1974 said:

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Guess she doesn't know how to delete tweets either!

(not that it would make much difference given how her tweets will be auto-archived and auto-screengrabbed the momennt she makes them, but still)

I always thought her head was too big for her face but now it seems her head is also too big for her brain.

The film Idiocracy was a satire, not an instruction manual.

One tweeter referred to her as Rebecca Wrong Daily

Genius.

[98elise]

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Labour party has an income of £56 million but pays ZERO corporation tax, because..."the accounts make perfectly clear, the Labour Party made no taxable profits therefore no corporation tax was due.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7080109/labour-paid-...

Fortunately the next Labour government will be clamping down on this sort of blatant tax evasion.

[HoHoHo]

98elise said:

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Labour party has an income of £56 million but pays ZERO corporation tax, because..."the accounts make perfectly clear, the Labour Party made no taxable profits therefore no corporation tax was due.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7080109/labour-paid-...

Fortunately the next Labour government will be clamping down on this sort of blatant tax evasion.

[Tycho]

pingu393 said:

Tycho said:

kev1974 said:

A Winner Is You said:

Shadow Business Minister doesn't understand the difference between turnover and profit

https://twitter.com/RLong_Bailey/status/1188401906...

Guess she doesn't know how to delete tweets either!

(not that it would make much difference given how her tweets will be auto-archived and auto-screengrabbed the momennt she makes them, but still)

I always thought her head was too big for her face but now it seems her head is also too big for her brain.

The film Idiocracy was a satire, not an instruction manual.

One tweeter referred to her as Rebecca Wrong Daily

[NoNeed]

Nicked from Fbook

BREAKING: Isis leader Al-Bagdadi is dead

Our thoughts are with Jeremy Corbyn at this difficult time

[The Li-ion King]

NoNeed said:

Nicked from Fbook

BREAKING: Isis leader Al-Bagdadi is dead

Our thoughts are with Jeremy Corbyn at this difficult time

[S1KRR]

fiju said:

...

And all you Luddites need a slap. I'll tell you what will happen if/when you get replaced by a machine... You'll find a new job. How? The same way you found the one you just had. Oh but your 'skills'? You can retrain for new skills in a field that has demand. If you actually had any skills, you wouldn't have been easily replaced by a machine. Things move on. Move on with it.
What happens when all the menial jobs get taken over by machines? You'll all be long dead by then so I wouldn't worry about it.

I fking HATE this attitude you're displaying!

Not everyone in the country is a brain surgeon! Some people, all they can realistically expect to be in life is a customer facing role in a shop or similar. These people don't have a decent education. They probably have a couple of GSCEs at poor grades. But having them working for NMW in a secure job is better than having them on the dole pushing out ever more kids.

You seem quite happy to throw these people on the rubbish heap because they are replaced by a machine and simply cant retrain to be anything better.


fk everyone else yeah?

NoNeed said:

Nicked from Fbook

BREAKING: Isis leader Al-Bagdadi is dead

Our thoughts are with Jeremy Corbyn at this difficult time

You'll notice he has NOT said this is a good thing of course. He said before he wouldn't have ordered the kill if he was PM! Bloke is a fking disgrace!

[Dr Jekyll]

S1KRR said:

fiju said:

...

And all you Luddites need a slap. I'll tell you what will happen if/when you get replaced by a machine... You'll find a new job. How? The same way you found the one you just had. Oh but your 'skills'? You can retrain for new skills in a field that has demand. If you actually had any skills, you wouldn't have been easily replaced by a machine. Things move on. Move on with it.
What happens when all the menial jobs get taken over by machines? You'll all be long dead by then so I wouldn't worry about it.

I fking HATE this attitude you're displaying!

Not everyone in the country is a brain surgeon! Some people, all they can realistically expect to be in life is a customer facing role in a shop or similar. These people don't have a decent education. They probably have a couple of GSCEs at poor grades. But having them working for NMW in a secure job is better than having them on the dole pushing out ever more kids.

You seem quite happy to throw these people on the rubbish heap because they are replaced by a machine and simply cant retrain to be anything better.


fk everyone else yeah?

They could always become leader of the opposition.

There are plenty of people out there who left school with poor or no qualifications who have nevertheless recognised that nobody owes them a living, so acquired skills which were in demand and are making a good living as a result.

Machinery doesn't replace people, it equips them. So they produce more and as a whole we all get wealthier. The notion that producing more stuff somehow makes us all poorer has been proven wrong time and time again.