WTF local news already talking hosepipe bans this summer

[thinfourth2]

Too much rain = Conclusive proof of global warming

Too little rain = Conclusive proof of global warming

[emicen]

thinfourth2 said:

Too much rain = Conclusive proof of global warming

Too little rain = Conclusive proof of global warming

Thats why they changed the name to climate change. Anything which doesnt agree with anyone, is climate change.

[fathomfive]

F i F said:

nelly1 said:

If only there was a way man could invent to 'store' all that water that falls from the sky so we could use it in the drier months.

Some sort of 'hole' were we could 'reserve' all that rain...

I mean we've never had dry spells this bad before, have we?

Now if we pumped the water from wet spells into holes in the ground, plus pumped all this CO2 that the buggers are taxing us three times over for we'd end up with fizzy dandelion and burdock pop on tap.

Wanders off to Govt for research grant...

That there is genius.

[colonel c]

The country is overpopulated.

[Digga]

colonel c said:

The country is overpopulated.

With climate change freaks.

[nelly1]

Digga said:

colonel c said:

The country is overpopulated.

With climate change freaks.

Don't they all drink mineral water and bathe in their own smug self-satisfaction?

[killsta]

Haven't they figured out a way to sell some of the water from Kielder to other parts of the country yet?

Anyway, no ban for me!