How they really got Bin Laden
Discussion
Oakey said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Of course, don't forget the bin laden shooter guy lives in an old static caravan, on the beach in Malibu, rent free. And rides a hard tail 70's Harley everywhere. No skid lid. Randolph sunnies.
Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats. Beaten old black divers watch. Obligatory ali name tags, two on a chain.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
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Alway unshaven, but cropped perfect unshaven-ness. Not trimmed though .
Always has his combat helmet without the chinstrap done up when in the chopper. Black camo paint under his eyes when he's on the raid, just like a jock.
Perfect scruffy hair.
He often runs on the beach, and practices throwing a long ball to Beyonce on the beach at dusk.
He runs? Surely he surfs and in Winter he heads to his cabin in the Rockies where he hones his rifle skills hunting and wrestles bears. His Winterly leisure time is spent snowboarding ridiculously steep mountains.Doesn't have a phone, uses pay phones, and he's always fiddling for the coim rebate at the end of the call.
Ripped 501's and grey gap t shirts, with stars n stripes motifs. Timberland boots. Maybe desert camo combats. Beaten old black divers watch. Obligatory ali name tags, two on a chain.
He's ripped, as he has a weight bench outside the caravan, and presses out 4 plates to the eagles tracks, probably desparado.
Black girlfriend, black but white if you get my drift. Like Beyonce.
In fact it is Beyonce.
Big fridge in the caravan, he drinkls juice straight from the carton, but he's never seen eating.
eta
Alway unshaven, but cropped perfect unshaven-ness. Not trimmed though .
Always has his combat helmet without the chinstrap done up when in the chopper. Black camo paint under his eyes when he's on the raid, just like a jock.
Perfect scruffy hair.
He often runs on the beach, and practices throwing a long ball to Beyonce on the beach at dusk.
Edited by stuttgartmetal on Thursday 18th August 16:33
In fact it is Victoria Principal.
Sher always on the phone to him, from her mansion in Houston, where she's married a plastic surgeon.
In fact, his Dads a multi millionairre, but our hero shunned that life.
In fact he signed up under his mothers maiden name, and fought his way to the top by his merit alone, and not his parents.
His Dads a vietnam vet, who saved Reagan from attack on the whitehouse steps. His Mom met his Dad when she was a Senior Nurse on a Hospital boat when he was injured on a mish.
Our hero lives on the edge, not near tghe edge, on the balls out stare in the face of death f uck off edge.
Uhuh.
MadMullah said:
Oakey said:
Because they like to jerk off as much as the next guy?
i think this is a source of propaganda that hasnt been fully investigated think of the subliminal messages porn can introduce to a male mind.
You mean teens aren't really teens?
stuttgartmetal said:
rxtx said:
I'm quite surprised the issue of updraught wasn't considered before they went out, you'd think that experienced pilots or whatever the US military's version of a "project manager" is would instantly pick up on things like that, or am I wrong?
Hollywood script, or 24, you choose.Irrelevant really, they shot his eye out anyway.
Google images bin laden dead, and you get a good photo.
The chopper crash is half truths, we'll never know why it went down.
If it was updraught, how good are they?
In reality as far as the bull description of how good any special service team the yanks have, they're not as good as our lot from Hereford, or Hearford as deNiro once called it.
And many others.
2 back up chinooks, with fuel, big LOL.
Plus all the cia/govmnt chats before.
That sounds right secure, err, not.
Nice one, you shot out a few fat arabs in a house full of kids n wives with a squad of heavily armed boneheads supported by unlimited resources.
I'd be more impressed if Jack Bauer had done it
Not to put too much of a negative on it, you've over egged moms apple pie.
Well done all the same.
stuttgartmetal said:
His mums fit for an oldie, just like Victoria Principal.
In fact it is Victoria Principal.
Sher always on the phone to him, from her mansion in Houston, where she's married a plastic surgeon.
In fact, his Dads a multi millionairre, but our hero shunned that life.
In fact he signed up under his mothers maiden name, and fought his way to the top by his merit alone, and not his parents.
His Dads a vietnam vet, who saved Reagan from attack on the whitehouse steps. His Mom met his Dad when she was a Senior Nurse on a Hospital boat when he was injured on a mish.
Our hero lives on the edge, not near tghe edge, on the balls out stare in the face of death f uck off edge.
Uhuh.
He also conquered Everest. Twice. Without oxygen. The serenity he discovered up there led him to become a Zen master. He can crush a man simply with his mind.In fact it is Victoria Principal.
Sher always on the phone to him, from her mansion in Houston, where she's married a plastic surgeon.
In fact, his Dads a multi millionairre, but our hero shunned that life.
In fact he signed up under his mothers maiden name, and fought his way to the top by his merit alone, and not his parents.
His Dads a vietnam vet, who saved Reagan from attack on the whitehouse steps. His Mom met his Dad when she was a Senior Nurse on a Hospital boat when he was injured on a mish.
Our hero lives on the edge, not near tghe edge, on the balls out stare in the face of death f uck off edge.
Uhuh.
Oakey said:
stuttgartmetal said:
His mums fit for an oldie, just like Victoria Principal.
In fact it is Victoria Principal.
Sher always on the phone to him, from her mansion in Houston, where she's married a plastic surgeon.
In fact, his Dads a multi millionairre, but our hero shunned that life.
In fact he signed up under his mothers maiden name, and fought his way to the top by his merit alone, and not his parents.
His Dads a vietnam vet, who saved Reagan from attack on the whitehouse steps. His Mom met his Dad when she was a Senior Nurse on a Hospital boat when he was injured on a mish.
Our hero lives on the edge, not near tghe edge, on the balls out stare in the face of death f uck off edge.
Uhuh.
He can understand his gas bills.In fact it is Victoria Principal.
Sher always on the phone to him, from her mansion in Houston, where she's married a plastic surgeon.
In fact, his Dads a multi millionairre, but our hero shunned that life.
In fact he signed up under his mothers maiden name, and fought his way to the top by his merit alone, and not his parents.
His Dads a vietnam vet, who saved Reagan from attack on the whitehouse steps. His Mom met his Dad when she was a Senior Nurse on a Hospital boat when he was injured on a mish.
Our hero lives on the edge, not near tghe edge, on the balls out stare in the face of death f uck off edge.
Uhuh.
He also conquered Everest. Twice. Without oxygen. The serenity he discovered up there led him to become a Zen master. He can crush a man simply with his mind.
I am quite alarmed by the newyorker's article
it fails to mention the bit where the president himself phoned him saying Your country needs you and only you can do this.
and as the helicopter flies to abbottabad he has a flash back from the time he saved his best friend from being hit by a car. the same best friend that is now sat next to him as his second in command.
we might have to deviate from the story to have the solider who gets his leg stuck and decides to sacrifice himself by telling the squad go leave me to which our hero replies "No. We're Americans. We're the seals. We leave no man behind. someone get me Ironhawk he'll pick the helicopter single handedly and we can get you out"
Ironhawk is the token big muscular black guy who is immensely powerfully built (possible PH'r?) but when he concentrates he goes into a peaceful place giving him an extra 35% lifting strength. and he's the one who has the big gattling gun.
it fails to mention the bit where the president himself phoned him saying Your country needs you and only you can do this.
and as the helicopter flies to abbottabad he has a flash back from the time he saved his best friend from being hit by a car. the same best friend that is now sat next to him as his second in command.
we might have to deviate from the story to have the solider who gets his leg stuck and decides to sacrifice himself by telling the squad go leave me to which our hero replies "No. We're Americans. We're the seals. We leave no man behind. someone get me Ironhawk he'll pick the helicopter single handedly and we can get you out"
Ironhawk is the token big muscular black guy who is immensely powerfully built (possible PH'r?) but when he concentrates he goes into a peaceful place giving him an extra 35% lifting strength. and he's the one who has the big gattling gun.
MadMullah said:
I am quite alarmed by the newyorker's article
it fails to mention the bit where the president himself phoned him saying Your country needs you and only you can do this.
and as the helicopter flies to abbottabad he has a flash back from the time he saved his best friend from being hit by a car. the same best friend that is now sat next to him as his second in command.
we might have to deviate from the story to have the solider who gets his leg stuck and decides to sacrifice himself by telling the squad go leave me to which our hero replies "No. We're Americans. We're the seals. We leave no man behind. someone get me Ironhawk he'll pick the helicopter single handedly and we can get you out"
Ironhawk is the token big muscular black guy who is immensely powerfully built (possible PH'r?) but when he concentrates he goes into a peaceful place giving him an extra 35% lifting strength. and he's the one who has the big gattling gun.
I think I know that guy, except he's an American Indian.it fails to mention the bit where the president himself phoned him saying Your country needs you and only you can do this.
and as the helicopter flies to abbottabad he has a flash back from the time he saved his best friend from being hit by a car. the same best friend that is now sat next to him as his second in command.
we might have to deviate from the story to have the solider who gets his leg stuck and decides to sacrifice himself by telling the squad go leave me to which our hero replies "No. We're Americans. We're the seals. We leave no man behind. someone get me Ironhawk he'll pick the helicopter single handedly and we can get you out"
Ironhawk is the token big muscular black guy who is immensely powerfully built (possible PH'r?) but when he concentrates he goes into a peaceful place giving him an extra 35% lifting strength. and he's the one who has the big gattling gun.
... who lives on a reservation and drives an early 80's truck in white'n'rust that has one creaking door.
All we need is the Bin Laden bimbettes to be ugly as hell, bar one who wants to come over to the 'good side' and helps in some small but critical way... and that's the plot sorted.
In fact just get a group together like the Young Guns movie, stick em in a hair drier, give em bigger shooty things and that's it. Job jobbed.
All we need is the Bin Laden bimbettes to be ugly as hell, bar one who wants to come over to the 'good side' and helps in some small but critical way... and that's the plot sorted.
In fact just get a group together like the Young Guns movie, stick em in a hair drier, give em bigger shooty things and that's it. Job jobbed.
Edited by drivin_me_nuts on Friday 19th August 15:39
I expected half way through for Obama to just say 'f
k it, guys. Suit me up!' followed by him and Biden jumping out of a plane, parachuting into the compound and personally taking out Bin Laden.
Then they walk away from the compound in slow motion with Bin Laden wrapped up in their parachute (Like in Will Smith in independence day with the alien) as the compound explodes behind them.
They don't look back.
k it, guys. Suit me up!' followed by him and Biden jumping out of a plane, parachuting into the compound and personally taking out Bin Laden. Then they walk away from the compound in slow motion with Bin Laden wrapped up in their parachute (Like in Will Smith in independence day with the alien) as the compound explodes behind them.
They don't look back.
?Frankeh said:
I expected half way through for Obama to just say 'fk it, guys. Suit me up!' followed by him and Biden jumping out of a plane, parachuting into the compound and personally taking out Bin Laden.
Then they walk away from the compound in slow motion with Bin Laden wrapped up in their parachute (Like in Will Smith in independence day with the alien) as the compound explodes behind them.
They don't look back.
Not looking back; that's the key.k it, guys. Suit me up!' followed by him and Biden jumping out of a plane, parachuting into the compound and personally taking out Bin Laden. Then they walk away from the compound in slow motion with Bin Laden wrapped up in their parachute (Like in Will Smith in independence day with the alien) as the compound explodes behind them.
They don't look back.
I got as far as this:
"Next, the SEALs needed to destroy the damaged Black Hawk. The pilot, armed with a hammer that he kept for such situations, smashed the instrument panel, the radio, and the other classified fixtures inside the cockpit."
Love the idea that while his mates are waiting with the C4 he's smacking the hell out of it with his B&Q hammer while yelling "if I cant play with it, no one can"
"Next, the SEALs needed to destroy the damaged Black Hawk. The pilot, armed with a hammer that he kept for such situations, smashed the instrument panel, the radio, and the other classified fixtures inside the cockpit."
Love the idea that while his mates are waiting with the C4 he's smacking the hell out of it with his B&Q hammer while yelling "if I cant play with it, no one can"
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