ISIS membership?

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Timmy40

Original Poster:

12,915 posts

204 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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So some woman has been charged with being a member of ISIS. Genuine question, is there such a thing as a formal membership? Do you fill out a form and decide whether to pay monthly by DD, or annually in one lump sum ( with the lump sum do you get a free gift? )

Aphex

2,160 posts

206 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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You would hope a membership perk would be a one way ticket

Triumph Man

8,871 posts

174 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Do you get a free pen and clock?

ofcorsa

3,535 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Female membership? Took the magic circle 75 years to get to that point. ISIS is surprisingly progressive

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Triumph Man said:
Do you get a free pen and clock?
I think it's £50 worth of high street vouchers now.

Aphex

2,160 posts

206 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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FourWheelDrift

89,523 posts

290 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Triumph Man said:
Do you get a free pen and clock?
you do get a clock, it comes with a backpack and 12lbs of high explosive.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Do they operate some sort of loyalty bonus scheme to ensure the members sign up again after expiry?

kev1974

4,029 posts

135 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

KingNothing

3,207 posts

159 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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kev1974 said:
Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.
People's Front of Islamic State.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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KingNothing said:
kev1974 said:
Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.
People's Front of Islamic State.
Must be a nightmare having to reprint the membership cards every time they change the name.

FourWheelDrift

89,523 posts

290 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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KingNothing said:
kev1974 said:
Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.
People's Front of Islamic State.
I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?

Beati Dogu

9,163 posts

145 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Aphex said:
You would hope a membership perk would be a one way ticket
They build up Air Miles for every decapitation.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Beati Dogu said:
They build up Air Miles for every decapitation.
When others around you are losing their head etc.

daytona365

1,773 posts

170 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Just sign up. I think they have offices in the Marylebone Rd.

9patch

2,939 posts

195 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Some of the pollies are using the name Daesh now.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

250 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?
He's over there.

mikebradford

2,683 posts

151 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Used to be a cracking swingers club in leeds, but i believe they had to change their name for some reason!
Couples and women no doubt free membership , and men have to pay to play
smile
Not sure how it compares to ISIS in the news, but the women probably look as wounded after a stint

FourWheelDrift

89,523 posts

290 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
FourWheelDrift said:
I thought they were the Popular Front. Whatever happened to them?
He's over there.
Splitter.

gadgetmac

14,984 posts

114 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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KingNothing said:
kev1974 said:
Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.
People's Front of Islamic State.
I believe they've since changed to the Peoples Islamic Sharia State Off Firouzeh and Fallujah and are busy looking for an abbreviation.