Brunstrom bids to conquer the Caribbean

Brunstrom bids to conquer the Caribbean

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mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

270 months

Tuesday 14th April 2009
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The Demented Druid is on the short list for the position of Commissioner of the Royal Cayman Islands...

Deep joy if he gets it, but you have to feel sorry for the poor sods over there...hehe

Regrettably, that would put the Cayman Islands out of bounds for me, as I fear I am in Dickie's little red book after a personal altercation or three. No doubt he'd have absolute power over there and I don't fancy a month in a steaming cell for looking at him in a funny way....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5145432/Ric...

For the hard of clicking....

Telegraph said:
Richard Brunstrom applies for Cayman Islands post

Richard Brunstrom, the controversial police chief, has applied to become the Commissioner of the Cayman Islands, according to reports.

By Richard Edwards, Crime Correspondent
Last Updated: 6:34PM BST 12 Apr 2009

...Durrrr

The North Wales chief constable, nicknamed the Mad Mullah of the Traffic Taliban because of his campaign against speeding motorists, is said to be on the shortlist for the role in the Caribbean.

He appeared to suggest a plan to retire last year, after 29 years service, but shortly after declared that "reports of my demise are sadly exaggerated".

According to sources he was one of 37 applicants for the £112,000-a-year role of Commissioner of the Royal Cayman Islands, and has made it on to the shortlist of six officers after an interview in the Caribbean.

There was delight at the suggestion of his departure among his critics in North Wales, where he has been chief constable since 2001.

Llandudno businessman Arthur Roberts, of North Wales pressure group "People for Proper Policing," said: "I wish him every success in his application."

The islands enjoy one of the lowest crime rates in the world and, if successful, the 54-year-old will be able to indulge his passion for sailing.

The outspoken police chief has provoked repeated anger with his comments, the most recent of which was to call for fatal car wrecks to be removed with their dead victims still inside to ease traffic congestion.

He has called for the number of speed cameras to be trebled and also ordered his officers to "hide behind road signs and walls" to catch speeding drivers.

He has also repeatedly called for the legalisation of hard drugs and claimed that ecstasy was safer than aspirin.

In 2007 he was criticised for using a photo of a decapitated biker in a road safety campaign without his family's permission.

A North Wales police spokesman was unavailable for comment.

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

225 months

Tuesday 14th April 2009
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lets hope he gets it, I would stop short of saying I hoped his plane didnt make it but I hope he gets anal warts

Gun

13,432 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th April 2009
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Is there some way we can send glowing recommendations to the Cayman Islands to ensure he gets the job, the odious little tt!

Jasandjules

71,102 posts

244 months

Tuesday 14th April 2009
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Best of luck to him.. After all, the less we have to put up with his s**e the better.......

robinhood21

30,929 posts

247 months

Tuesday 14th April 2009
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stigmundfreud said:
lets hope he gets it, I would stop short of saying I hoped his plane didnt make it but I hope he gets anal warts
Anal warts...that tickled me hehe I just hope it tickles Brunstrom.

Perhaps before becoming a full commissioner, he could be put in a one-man inflatable dingy off the coast of Somalia. See how he gets on with traffic duties with the Somalian pirates.

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

270 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Bumped for the day shift...

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Have friends in the Caymen Island, feel like just phoning them and laughing hysterically down the phone at them evil

mybrainhurts

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270 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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You evil git...rofl

Mill Wheel

6,149 posts

211 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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"Boss... the plane.. the plane..!!"

"Yes Tattoo, let us hope he gets off BEFORE it lands!!"

irked

BoRED S2upid

20,725 posts

255 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Hes leaving Wales this year anyway. Said when he quits hes not staying in this sthole that hes helped create. Hopefully he will be replaced by a petrolhead.

Simpo Two

89,171 posts

280 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Where does the £112K come from - the British taxpayer?

Puggit

49,126 posts

263 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Hopefully he'll get wiped out by a hurricane - devine retribution...

Jasandjules

71,102 posts

244 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Puggit said:
Hopefully he'll get wiped out by a hurricane - devine retribution...
Nah, some Caribbean driver pootling (sp?) along at 10mph can run him over and ruin his day.. The irony would be fantastic....

Gonad

354 posts

216 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Where does the £112K come from - the British taxpayer?
It's a tax haven

mybrainhurts

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270 months

Wednesday 15th April 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Puggit said:
Hopefully he'll get wiped out by a hurricane - devine retribution...
Nah, some Caribbean driver pootling (sp?) along at 10mph can run him over and ruin his day.. The irony would be fantastic....
I'm relying on sharks...hehe

nonegreen

7,803 posts

285 months

Thursday 16th April 2009
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I hope he dies a slow painful death and his doctor neglects to provide pain killers.

mybrainhurts

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270 months

Thursday 16th April 2009
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Uncluttered thinking from Nonners again, as usual....rofl

mybrainhurts

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Thursday 16th April 2009
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Seems the local press has wind of the Dastardly Druid...

and they're not impressed...smile

Looks like he might still have to retire to sunny Scunthorpe, after all...

http://www.caymannetnews.com/news-14780--1-1---.ht...

krallicious

4,312 posts

220 months

Thursday 16th April 2009
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Do we still have a ruling hand in the Caymans? Could we not just force him on them like in the old days?

Jasandjules

71,102 posts

244 months

Thursday 16th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I'm relying on sharks...hehe
The crocodiles ate all the sharks..........

(Am I showing my age there!).

Still, any death will do, as long as it's painful. Then we could use footage of his death in publicity stunts - I am sure he would approve..